A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"

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Post 101

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Buahahahahahahahahahaha!


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Post 102

Ottox

Being the Nemesis, I could have drawn votes from sensible people. However, I guess it's better that Clive doesn't win. smiley - winkeye


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Post 103

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

smiley - erm


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Post 104

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

And therein lays the quandry for every floating voter, a tricky choice indeed, what with the range and bredth of reasearchers already standing for election.
But there is only one candidate who regularly drops to his knees at London meets and cried out strange words in the middle of the pub smiley - blushsmiley - winkeyesmiley - boing I just invented water! smiley - wowsmiley - coolsmiley - run I wonder what it tastes like with whisky smiley - erm


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Post 105

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

I've received very lucrative bribes from some of the other canidates. What can you promise me personally if I vote for you?


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Post 106

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

We can promise not to kill you...


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Post 107

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

You're with Clive and I've already recieved his offer. Begone and bring me bags of money!


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Post 108

HappyDude

But wot is Clive & the Thingite cause going to do for Ardisia paniculata smiley - spacesmiley - huh


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Post 109

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

The who and the what?


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Post 110

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

We will help develop those regions with large donations of sporks and propaganda pamphlets.


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Post 111

HappyDude

Ardisia paniculata


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Post 112

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Yeah, we're very active there.


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Post 113

HappyDude

Ardisia paniculata is a plant smiley - spacesmiley - erm


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Post 114

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

I see. How does that apply to my special interest group.


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Post 115

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

In that case, we offer it water and a lot of nutrients.


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Post 116

HappyDude

smiley - ok


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Post 117

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

I'm going to sick the lobbyists on you. Or worse, Karl Rove.


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Post 118

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - huh


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Post 119

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

... PLACATE ME!


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Post 120

HappyDude

Gives EvilClaw an Plumbago europaea smiley - spacesmiley - biggrin


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