h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Have some sfanesp!

...or shall I fry you a little? I doubt that a ruptured appendix will be much of a problem after that.



*starting to take deep breaths and looks for the butter*

INsides being poisoned... slowly dying...

stop being such a wimp! I thought you were the Supreme commander of the evilarmy?

Oh i am... but i WAS trying to wriggle out of it... and wriggled myself into great pain... *splodes the hole and heals self* Happy?

Yes I'm happy if you can start acting a little bit like the proud father of a rather special new entity, that may one day rule the world

Oh i'll start acting like a proud father of a rather special entity that may rule the world as soon as the shock goes away...

*looks at watch*

*again*

Okay. *acts proud*

...I hate it when my appendix explodes...I mean...graphs and pictures and diagrams go everywhere...it's a real pain to clean up...

Supermoo...?

myeeesss?

Apparently i'm going to be a daddy. So i need you to do something for me. Take this gun and shoot me repeatadly in the foot.

Oh no!

MooMoo, that´s not a good idea. Kitties with injured feet often end up as catskins in the physics lab. Surely Blk is worth a better destiny than ending his life creating static electricity.

Oh but i have remarkable healing powers... and if all else fails i can soul transfer into a cloneclaw's body.

*shoots EC in the foot*






...






*repeatly*

...*shoots EvilClaw in the foot, misses and hits the cieling...*
well that was odd...

OH GOD WHY WHY WHY?!!

*ceiling collapses on EC*

*extreme pain*

*months later*

Doctor: We're sorry. Hes gone completly brain dead. Theres only a slim chance of recovery.

* flies in to pick up Blk, since the Sporkocattus redclawius must not be born fatherless. Considers whether -turned-into-lemming should be a suitable snack for expecting mother*

oh...that's how he usually is...

I don't know. I ate him on another thread and he shot me from the inside. Not fun.