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Thats funny!

Taster wants to know, Supermoo doesn't want to know, and I don't know!

Well, hopefully Red knows...

Yeah... Well i've got to go hide under a rock! See you at the next posting! *s*

If no one knows, I can make something up...

...I'm not sure if that would help...

Would it hinder?

Probably not.

Then there's no problem!!

*wonders what to make up*

"The Secret Drug Life of Commander EvilClaw"?

The Secret Homosexually Charged Life of Commander EvilClaw?

How about: no.

The Secret Homosexually Charged Life of Tasterainbows?

No, that wouldn't be made up.

Oh!! Oh!! I know!! I know!!! So there's this guy, right? And he meets this girl, right? Only they belong to rival gangs in New York, so their fellow gangmembers are all like, "dude, you can't be with her, she's like bad..." and stuff, so they fall in love anyways and then, like, there's some singing, and they decide they wanna, like, go out and stuff, and then, like, he dies.

Whaddaya think?

You could title it West Side Story.

I could! That's a great idea!! And I could get the Caucasian Natalie Wood to play the Hispanic girl!! But I'd have to hire someone else to sing for her, because she can't sing. Wait, why would I cast her then?!

Fan service?

*shrugs* Wait, I can make up a better story than that.

So there's this poor little orphan girl who lives with her evil aunt who sends her away to boarding school where she becomes a teacher and then gets hired on for a cute little French girl. She falls in love with her extremely odd employer and they decide to get married only on their wedding day she discovers that he is already married to some lady who went crazy who he keeps in the attic. She leaves him and runs away only to find out later that there was a fire and he went blind while his first wife died in the fire. They get back together and live happily ever after.

There HAS to be a happily ever after!

What are you going to title it?

I was thinking Jane Eyre. That could be the girl's name. Whatcha think?

Hey, aren´t thingites a litterary kind

I´m totally exhausted after scripting a Wagner Opera...

I'm going to make a movie about this boy who has to live with a foster family because his parents died in mysterious circumstances. The fosters will hate him but he'll discover he has cool magic powers and go to school and stuff. I think I'll call it Tom Weeder.