A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
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fundamentallyflawed Posted Nov 29, 2005
What are you lovely ladies doing to poor Ivan?
Whatever it is, carry on.
*wins while they're busy smothering Ivan*
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cynthesis Posted Nov 29, 2005
~Special Invitation to a Smother Ivan with Love Gala~
Dear ff,
You are cordially invited to the first annual Smother Ivan with Love Gala
on Hootoo.
Please bring your most appalling smothering attitude and antics to the 'Last One To Post here Wins' thread today.
Let's rally round our favourite Aussie cutie and convince him to slough off the sloth today!
Refreshments will be served.
(I win!)
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fundamentallyflawed Posted Nov 29, 2005
It's chilly in this thread Ivan, put on a scarf and don't stay here too long. In fact, you should probably give up winning because there's no heating in this thread and you know how sensitive you are to the cold.
Refreshments now?
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cynthesis Posted Nov 29, 2005
Do help yourself to the buffet table.
Ivan!
...such a lovable critter the sloth is, but really the sloth has such questionable hygienic habits, you really wouldn't want to ahem... wet yourself like that while hanging upside down, now would you? your face would turn all the brighter red and dear auntie teri just wouldn't be able to contain her urge to pinch those cheeks and we couldn't have that now, could we? no of course not ...
I win!
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fundamentallyflawed Posted Nov 29, 2005
*too busy stuffing face with refreshments to help out at the moment*
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cynthesis Posted Nov 29, 2005
*nudges ff...*
Go ahead it's your turn. offer up your smothering love tribute!
*turns a klieg light on ff*
I win!
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fundamentallyflawed Posted Nov 29, 2005
*gets nervous at the sudden attention*
Ummm...
... uhh... 
... 
Oh no! I'm turning into a monster!!!
Raaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr
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cynthesis Posted Nov 29, 2005
*prim and proper ladies push, shove and trample over one another in a frantic attempt to escape the horrible thing that is ff*
Ivan!
...and you will promise to wear sensitive skin formula moisturising ultra super high sun protection factor sun block when you step out of the door, we musn't let that fair complexion be visited too roughly by the elements... and take your brolly if it seems like it's even threatening to become inclement weather and...
I win!
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The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) Posted Nov 29, 2005
So this is it, huh? The end of a thread, because I win, so that's it.
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cynthesis Posted Nov 30, 2005
*peeks back in to make sure the is nowhere in sight...*
(I win!)
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The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) Posted Nov 30, 2005
Waves No waving smiley so this will have to do 
I win
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teri_whoo_77 *Goddess of Whoo* American Ambassador to the Council of Thing (Slightly Odd, Mostly Mellow, Rather Risque) Posted Nov 30, 2005
Ivan
Warrior
You sweet boys really need to take better care of yourselves. Ivan, sit up straight or your back will be forever curved. Warrior, stop making that face or it will freeze that way. Remember not to drink your beer too cold or you will get brain freeze, but if you do get brain freeze, remember to place your tounge at the top of your mouth. And make sure to eat well before you start drinking or you will get a nasty headache in the morning. And remember you need to drink at least 64 oz of water every day, twice that much if you boys insist upon continuously drinking. And don't forget that smoking is bad for you, regardless of how much you have drunk. and for goodness sake, don't drink and drive, you really can't afford the insurance hike.....
FF - Just a note, don't eat too much sugar or you'll rot your teeth out and don't forget to brush your teeth after you eat all those sweets, and I hope to goodness you are flossing at least 2x a day.
I win!
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The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) Posted Nov 30, 2005
Those kisses, so welcome.
Oh I don't smoke, by the way.
As to drink.I'm not as drink as you thunk I am
I win
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cynthesis Posted Nov 30, 2005
*silently sneaks back in and 
steals the win!*
I win!
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jaz'd(ace & yada yada *sigh* chocolate yada) Posted Nov 30, 2005
*whispers*psst, partner-in-crime
...yeah we win!!
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The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) Posted Nov 30, 2005
We what's this we. I win
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