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hello
A1123372 is the Assassins guild and because we have a few thingite members...
me being one and because we currently have a contract on the no-things we wish to become allies with this group?...

what say you?

please say something...
go on you know you want to

*says nothing*

^. .^
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Guru
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go on

*nothingnothingnothingnothingnothingnothingnothing*

fine then dont say anything at all

*anything at all*

*sigh*

*sighs backwards*

*hgis*

this is getting silly

This surprises you?

I'm afraid you'll have to wait for our esteemed Warlord to come by to give you an answer on alliances. He da man!

*nods*
*starts to juggle with the *

*watches that om amusment, and an unusual hunger for blood*

*shows the combined skill of a thingite Assassin in her juggeling of *

*but Dr. Anthea is suddenly pinned to the wall by my throwing sporks*

*the juggaling sporks clatter to the ground at the same moment a hits wonko in the leg at has DR Anthea ingraved on the handle*

Stop fighting you violent, uh,people.

*Launches a swarm at AK*

*Whooooooosh*(Bullet time)

*Leans back slowly, as the camera zooms around, tilts to the right, gets a slightspork scratch on his chest, thenplaces hands on the ground, flips over, spins around in midair and launches 6 throwing s at Wonko, then stops spinning, and lands. By the time he crouches he is holding two long, thin, gleaming blades with a blue aura, and he leaps toward Wonko. In midair, he begins to spin and becomes a blue whirl wind, and begins to try to hack at Wonko...*

...who smiles.


*"bullet-time" ends and AK falls to the ground from a lack of momentum.*

Heehee...