h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

::To sign up to the thingites - just think of a title for yourself - leave your name and you will be added to the roster shortly.::
My real name is Nick. A title for myself... how about... Dance Commander who cannot dance

Welcome Dance Commander who cannot dance Nick!

I'm sure our Ostrich Warlord will be by to proclaim and gabble you soon! Sit tight...

In the mean time, try joining in on No No No!! - the longest conversation on h2g2 and as of this morning halfway to 100,000 posts!

Hi Nick! Welcome! I'd like to present you with your regulation Thingite titanium and your welcome glass of .

I'm sure you'll be officially gabbled into the clan shortly!

Can anyone present the ?

*reaches out to touch * Ooh, good one...

No, I was bestowed with the special giver outerer powers by our esteemed Warlord!

Pah.

Can I give them ?

I'm not always aroud sonsometimes Amy has gabbling powers - and ditto on spork awards. they sued to be done in the uniforms and armouries thread but it became a bit anachronistic to be refering new thingites to conversations hither and tither - particularly one which is't actually located on the manifesto page.

So Shea was made Honourary Spork-giver-outer-er.

Now;

Nick. Thingite Dance Commander who cannot dance.

hereby pro-claim'ed!

*bangs gabble*

Take your and join us over in "no no no."

Welcome to The Clan.

Clive.

How was dinner, birthday boy? I can still call you that ... you've got 4 more hours of b-day around here!

ha-ha!

nice chciken tortilla wraps, folowed by lasagne and garlic bread topped off with a belgian waffle, ice-cream and toffee hot sauce


feeling very full and very sleepy...

but happy.

Was it your birthday, Clive? Many happy returns!!

Strangly this has gone from me asking to join to someones birthday. But thats my relationship with Thing. (Officially the 2nd day of my 7 day week!!)

Now you know what to expect from every Thingite thread, Nick! Nice to be eased into it that way!

Several of these threads have turned into fights!

Hello...
Hellooooo theeeere.....
I'm Richard, generally referred to by the masses as the ballisticsheep
I'm new to h2g2 (yesterday - I haven't even written the personal bit yet)and will ably support the renaming of Thursday to Thing.

Hello! You may want to start a new conversation for your membership, because I'm not sure if Clive is still posting to this particular one. There's a thingie on the page that automatically starts a new one.

*runs in*

I'm here!

*leaps back with shock*

Typical of these Warlord figures. Pop in when you least expect them.

I have that efect on people.

Well, so, Ballisticsheep - first things first. It would be a very good idea if you did type something on your personal space. It needn't be much just a simple "Hello" would do. This activates your page and alerts our welcome team that you're new. This allows people to leave you messages on your space so that the A.C.E'S (Assistant Community Editors - free-roaming reasearchers like you and me, dedicated to being welcoming and friendly) can descend on your space and give you a proper welcome/orientation to the site.

Secondly, joining the Thingites. Glad to have you join Our Little Revolution. (TM) Did you have a title in mind, that should like to be known under?

I'm just going to be away from my keyboard for about half an hour - feel free to reply and I'll answer when I get back...

Clive.

"descend on" sounds very friendly.