h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*takes notes on the measurements of the z's hovering above anthea's head*

*tryes to regain consiousness*
*fails*

*takews final measurements and leaves notepad beside her for when she wakes up*

Bye!

*leaves*

Strike me down and I shall become more POWERFUL than you can possibly imagine!

*wakes up*

oh....
ok......
*picks up note book*
have a nice holiday.....

yeah, have a nice time!

*sits abck on her chair*
*waves*

*adrift in a sea of 1's and 0's - with large chunks of backlog floating in it*

I didn't invent the mongeese either, merely commented is all!?

*waves at the good Dr.*

turvy

We don't want to strike you down, Anvil. We'd much rather you join the cause of Thingism.

We would only strike you down if it became absolutely necessary.

~Sudden movement~

*wonders about the subject line*

does anyone wanna hear what i did last Thursday?

Does it involve the repeated use of the word Thursday?

*takes notes on usage of the thursady word*
hmmmmm
*puts question marks around notes and looks confused*

What are you confused about?

the subject line again i am afraid....
*sigh*

I'm trying to decide what is the most moose like

oh....
well
ok...
*writes moose in her notes*

well last Thursday i didn't finish work until 8am after starting at 8pm on Wednesday night. so i went home and had a few hours sleep, until about 12pm. and you know what they say about the new day not starting until you have slept into it, no? oh well, i am sure they do because it meant that to me, it was Thursday twice last Thursday. this confused me a bit so i asked my mum what day she thought it was, to which she replied, "Thursday you idiot!" she is not a Thingite. so, it being a Thursday, i remembered i had an appointment with my good friend Kathryn. She doesn't like Thursdays as she can never get the hang of them. however this particular Thursday she was in high spirits and asked me what i was doing NEXT Thursday like i plan that far ahead anyway, she wants me to meet her friend i said i could do Friday night. to which she replied, no saturday afternoon would be better. agreeing all this eventually i saw it was Thursday afternnon already so i had to go and see some other friends for a birthday meal. this particular persons birthday was not on the Thursday this year but they informed me that they are indeed a Thursday child. we all proceeded to drink vast amounts of cheap beer at our local Weatherspoons and then progressed on to the nightclub where it is buy one get one free every Thursday

can't remember the rest, but that was my Thursday

LONG LIVE THOR!

*writes Thor in notes
*thinks*
*writes norse god of thunder*
aht a complicated diary you must have creachy...
*drinks *