A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
Thing. What a lovely sound, rolls off the tongue like liquid gold!
Lady Scott Posted May 8, 2003
What's wrong, someTHING in your throat?
wouldn't liquid gold burn your tongue, unlike thursday
creachy Posted May 8, 2003
yes, but it's gone now thank Thor.
Behold the beauty of Thing!
Lady Scott Posted May 8, 2003
*washes creachy's mouth out with extremely bitter tasting soap*
I'll pick Thursday over anyThing
creachy Posted May 8, 2003
must be a Thursday, i could never get the hang of Thursdays
the argument over which is better THING or thursday, (but we all know in our hearts and minds THING is better)
Z Phantom Posted May 8, 2003
there we can have a compromise on the subject line. should you change it you will instantly de-materialise. 
Away with the oppressive Thursdays! Thing rules!
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted May 8, 2003
Oh, really?
NoTHING is better than Thursday
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted May 8, 2003
~Waits~
~NoTHING happens~
NoTHING is worse than Thursday
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted May 8, 2003
No Thursday happens either.
THING is worse than Thursday
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted May 8, 2003
Hey, you said Thursday!
Anyway, it already has happened. Look at todays paper!
THING is worse than Thursday
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted May 8, 2003
Papers are well known for evasions of the truth.
THING is worse than Thursday
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted May 8, 2003
There isn't a paper in the world that says thursday is thing. Not even the post does and that only exists on H2g2 anyway, the place where thingism is strongest
THING is far better than Thday
Lady Scott Posted May 8, 2003
But we have adherents all over the world.
Thursday is superior in every respect!
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted May 8, 2003
So do flat earthist but that dosen't make them right!
THING is superior in every respect!
Lady Scott Posted May 8, 2003
But they have photos and scientific evidence that they're wrong.
Thingites on the other hand, have proof positive that the calendars should all be changed to reflect the *proper* names of the days.
Thursday- you don't even have to spell it with capitals!
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted May 8, 2003
What is this proof positive?
I don't see any!
THING! (capitals optional)
Lady Scott Posted May 8, 2003
Look around! You can see the proof, if you'll but look...
Re-read the manifesto. Notice it's brilliant logic. *Be* the revolution!
Thursday!
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted May 8, 2003
I've read the manifesto and believe its logic to be twisted and its statements untrue!
Thursday!
Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again Posted May 8, 2003
*EYS appears, sincere-type smile playing on her lips*
Well, maybe members of our Boardroom could explain it to you better... come have a drink with us? Free mini-bar, you know.
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