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NastyKoala - keeper of all things antipodean, master of the bamboo, grater of cheese.

Hi, NastyKoala...

I'm curious - do you want that to be your Thingite Title, or is that just the title you have already? Because we would rather not be giving out Keeper titles as there is a society for that already.

Let me know what you come up with and I'll gabble you in.

~Amy (High Priestess of Thing, temporary Warlady while Warlord Clive is away)

ahh sorry i didn' t know that!!

What about Nastykoala - Grand Thingite Master and Cause of Chemistry Lab Fiascos

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Nastykoala - Grand Thingite Master and Cause of Chemistry Lab Fiascos - hereby proclaimed!

Hop on over to No no no (link off manifesto page) - that's where most of the Thingites hang out, and you can run over to the Armoury (link off page) for your titanium .

Thank-you Amy (Acting Thingite Warlady till Clive gets his computer fixed)

i've had a look at the keepers page and i think i might just be able to ge that one!!!

NastyKoala

Very .

Welcome to the ranks, NK!

thanks

Welcome, but please limit the fiasco's to the kind that don't blow the whole place up!

O come on, those are the best kind.

Yeah it's only fun if someone looses their eyebrows

I've lost my eybrows several times now...

it takes roughly 3 months for them to grow back... I looked rather silly at my cousins wedding last year

I've never understood why people shaved their eyebrows - they look ridiculous.

i've never shaved my evebrows.. only ever had them singed off!!

I think that people shave their eyebrows because they come up with the brilliant idea of shaving instead of plucking. "Hey! I can get this done a lot quicker if I shave them!" But you can't finesse a razor the way you can a tweezer, so one tragic day, they'll either sneeze or the cat will brush against their leg while they're shaving and VOOM! No more eyebrows. Then they look like this --->

I know someone who like permenantly singed his eyebrows off. I always wondered why he looked a bit odd.

Permanently singed? How does one do that?

I have absolutely no idea.

The boy was a living terror when he was younger...

I once got attacked by a mad science teacher wielding a aerosol deoderant and a bunsen burner!

I took my eyebrows off once in a blow back from a calagas canister while at scout camp.