h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've heard that one millions of times, but I didn't get it untill I got the video, then it hit me like a slice of lemon... Wrapped around a large gold brick!!!




I like the one of Marvin vs. Frogstar scout Class D

It caused me to laugh for probably 3 minutes straight when I first read it.

I also love the bit with the two philosophers when Deep Thought was being constructed. Can't remember it verbatum... too lazy to check it out in the book... something along the lines "NO! That is precisely what we do NOT demand!!!"

DNA is horribly quotable... i do it without thinking now cos i have read the books so many times and it drives people nuts!

Yeah... between him and Terry Prachett that's 90% of the post-it notes on my post-it note quote wall.

A dustbowl, stars swirling, my legs, drifting of into the sunset, hell, my left arm's come of, how am i going to opperate my digital watch now? Ford, you're turning into a penguin, stop it!

"You guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bum doesn't fall off."

"I'm so cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month"

"yellow" he thought and stomped offback to his bedroom to get dressed.....

"Rule six: The winning team shall be the first team that wins."

R is a mesurement of velocity that depends on getting where you want to be without ulcers, brain damage and not being more than, say, 5 minutes late. It is therefore infinitely variable. R17 is therefore also not a fixed velocity, but it is definitely way to fast!

"I'm so hip - I can't see my feet!"

moning'

*tries to offer all round and winces as coffee machine makes horrible creaking machine and squirts brackish hot water at the ceiling*


"What a depressingly stupid machine"

*hands round a substance that is almost, but not completely, unlike coffee* Share and enjoy!