h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The TEACHER : Messing with Peoples minds since 1997

Hear, hear!! That's quite a good definition of a teacher!!

I'm not officially here at the moment (I am just a figmant of your imagination. ) however if you hang about one of my dutiful minnion will be about to gabble you in officially.

Well, I've got a lesson, so Amy'll probably do the honours. See you!

I've got to get back to w**k

but yeah I think by now The High Priestess knows the ropes.

I do. And I know where you keep the gabble.

I've been slowly taking over anyway, you know... it's a good thing, too... you not being around and stuff could have been a problem.

So!

I proclaim thee - hang about, what's your title again? The Teacher? Is that what you want, or something more Thingite related? I wouldn't ask except I wanna make sure.

Teacher, Powermonger, God, I'm not interested in labels.

Personally I think every day the first week should be a saturday followed by 3 days of sunday mornings.

And remember in the words of the immortal Groucho Marx
"He might look like an Idiot and he might sound like an Idiot but dont let that fool you, He is an Idiot"
The Motto/Slogan of Teachers all over the world

Sorry Heres the P.S

its not The Teacher but THE (Emphesis please) Teacher

Another quote if you dont mind Oh well too late

"Lord if only I was humble I'd be Perfect"
Anon

Okay then...

finnfim, THE Teacher of the Thingite Clan (hope that's okay to add that), hereby proclaimèd!

You can hop on over to No No No and the Uniforms Thread - that's where we Thingites hang out. (links on the Manifesto page).

finnjim. with a "j"... sorry bout that... Blame it on the non-existant brain...

I blame the brain ...

Leave the brain alone. It was delusional thinking it was in control. Think about it. Your sitting down in the cinema beside the other half and next thing you know "I dont know how my hands got there, They're always doing that"

Good excuse for hitting people you don't like!

Or depending on what floats your boat those people you do like

actually it's the lips you have to worry about.

The fact that that's true only makes it funnier...

Really?

The Lips. My interest has been Piqued, I think Amy should elaborate on that statement.

Quite right. Amy shouldn't be alowed to make random statements without explaining them, even if she is the temorary Warlady

Especially statements like that