h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

D wouldnt kill me. Im much to important!

..i hope! Lol

now who would like to bet on that

But secretly in another time stream in an alternate universe D was your greatest protector until he came from an alternate dimension and killed himself who was protecting you from him.

D, you love me really!
Lol

I dare you try and kill me!
*Casts big-guard*

*kills h with out even working up a sweat*

*Casts Auto-life*
Tut, i knew that would happen!

, im telling BL of you!! Lol

yeah hes kinda stoned at the moment so id give it a while

Sob...

*Hits D repeatdly*

Oh no! YOu've created a paradox for this Horatio was actually the Horatio of the future who hid the Horatio of right now in the future! BUt killing either one would create a PARADOX *bad lazy scripting*

*hugs h and shoots ec with a water gun*
aww poor h
and ec shut the F**K up with the poor films

gle!

... How about video games? *D you must press A+360 degree turn for spin shooting*

Lmao..EvilClaw your so silly!

Now of course Horatio can do the secret move "Twirl" by jumping into the air and repeatadly tapping the attack button (A). But she can also upgrade to a ground twirl which is used by holding down A until she starts twirling in place and then letting go and guiding her into enemies, walls, cliffs, ect.

Now D can unlock a pair of secret ultimate pistols by completing the "Darkest before dawn" subquest in which he must infilitrate a kingdom ruled by a tyrant and deliver a package to the tyrant's daughter.

Where do you get all this stuff?

I usually make it up with my warped little imagination

*now EC must beat the greatest group of final bosses ever, armed only with a stick of celery, which he can eat to get a massive overloading laser cannon by tapping 'A', this laser cannon, upon overload, will kill him unless he does a double-jump after tapping 'A' (which causes the overload) allowing him to throw the cannon roughly 3 metres, this could bruise a final boss, but when he loses thelaser cannon he is given the weapons "knuckledusters", "grenadier", "bowanarrer" and "battleblade", weapons which can be very useless*