h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

sharpen even
shh

*dances*

*drinks*

*does both*

*laughs at person drinking & danceing *
*get reminded of ex and joins is *

Lol, yay!

..Call me Steph

ok "steph"
*sits down on chair goes back to cleaning and sharpening *
u still aint answerd my question by the way

Hmm, which question> Lol

ok my bad and no David Caruso is not gorgeous BoE =Boardroom of Evil
id have thought my introduction would have shown id have probably not thought he was gorgeous but hey
*poors glass of fine ale and puts feet on table*

I'm raising my evilness here to at least 1 senselessly violent and evil deed a post. In case that wasn't evil... *plants bombs in a circle, trapping Dakeyras on the spot* Is that a flamethrower? Needs modifications. Let me see, first this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and - done!

*kicks a bomb at Myst grabs blade lunges forwards trips and knocks self out on side of table*

*activates bomb destroyer on side of flame-thrower* Yeah! *takes aim...*

*jumps up from the floor blood driping from head removes both of mysts arms *
get outa that without moveing

*kicks limp repairer tool on flamethrower, takes aim, activates the mind-control-to-stand-still button, fires*

*rolls about on floor cloths and hair ablaze hits minibar promptly burst into a fireball flames die down stands up *
u scrote
remind me to take the legs next time
anyway can i pour u a drink???

Those stupid Th***dayites made me their mascot, along with Ralph so I replaced their bar's central heating with fridge/freezers.

I forgot the evil deed just then so: *presses the "self destruct" buttton the fireball creator next to the minibar* That should do it... *moves device over to the catpult and flings to to Thursdayite headquarters* *uses a mace to flatten a teddy bear, after making sure there were no souls in it (remembering last time)*

*stabs Horatio from behind* Alas poor Yorick! Horatio!

*stubs out beard sits down again begins drinking ales*
ah well shel be back