h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't speak your language.

I thought sure I was speaking English....


What did you not understand? I'll do my best to explain it.

Any of the last page of b'log!

Morning all

I don't understand anything.

That's always a good start!!

This Whoopie business is confusing.

not sure what these Umber plants are because I'm too lazy to go back that far in the thread and find out, but they sure do look like they're starting to wilt, maybe someone should pour water over them? Hot or cold will do, the cold may prove reviving but the other if sufficiently hot might scald the leaves and hence go some way to providing a cooked meal.

To compliment these scalded leaves, you could add your Whoopie cushion to the pot, providing a nicely rubbery texture and a bit of flavour. It will need to be boiled and left to simmer for quite some time, however, as it will be rather tough to chew.

Any leftover Yak you find lying around at the back of the fridge will come in handy at this point, as something to nibble at while you wait for the main course to be finished.

It's not a whoopie cushion - it's a Whoopie Pie!


So named, because when the children found out Mom was making them for dessert, they all yelled "Whoopie!!"

even better ... so that becomes dessert to follow the yak remains and Umber leaf salad


*really should read more of the back-story before butting in*

Nah.. don't bother! Often makes things lots more interesting around here if you *don't* read it.

*shall carry on talking about things she knows nothing of, in that case, no trouble there*

Exactly.

Now... What were we not talking about?

no idea what anyone else was or wasn't talking about, but I was talking about wilted Umber leaf salad

*avoiding like mad the pile of washing up in the wink, does it show?*

You have a pile of washing up in your wink?! How'd you do *that*?

yeah, yeah, so I can't spell, so shoot me
*that'll teach me to type when I'm tired*

actually, the idea of washing up in the wink is far more appealing than having it in the sink; must put some thought into that. Hhmmm.

*packs everything, even the kitchen wink*

Wasn't someone makin' whoopie a while ago?

Maybe not... I guess that's what I get for trying to skim the b'log.

the benefits of owning a kitchen wink:

packs up tidy, but holds all you could possibly require it to, and then some more. In addition, if you put your dirty dishes into it and wait long enough, they come out washed and dried ...


well, wishful thinking never hurt anyone

*does a google search for Kitchen Winks*

And??????