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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 7, 2002
[Yar] So, a 
walks into a bar ...
[A falls from the sky and lands on his head]
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Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! Posted Sep 7, 2002
Joe's just showing off now!! 
I might sell tickets! Make a fortune!! 
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Bagheera: Spellchecker, Grammarian Pedant, Semiquavering Secretary and member of the Punctuation Police Posted Sep 7, 2002
continues:
" We don't get many in here .... " 
"At your prices, I'm not surprised!"
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 7, 2002
[] I'll have a sandwich.
[Barman] Here you go.
[ eats the sandwich, takes out a gun, fires at the ceiling, and turns to go.]
[Barman] 
Wot the 
wos THAT!?
[] I'm a . Look it up.
[Cut to the barman at home, leafing through a dictionary]
[Barman] ... ... P.A.N. ... Ah: "A large bear-like animal that lives in southeast Asia. Eats chutes and leaves."
[He considers this, then THUDs.]
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Sep 7, 2002
That was a bad joke...
*adds some 
into the juggling act*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 8, 2002
[Yar] All right, then, /you/ tell us a joke. 
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Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted Sep 8, 2002
ok, now here is a bad one
'says baby tern, to mum tern,
Can I have a brother?
says mummy tern to baby tern
Of course, because one good tern deserves another!'
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Sep 8, 2002
*screams*
*jumps through window*
*lands back in the thread due to a spatial loopback*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 8, 2002
[Yar] ... I think I liked mine better.
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Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! Posted Sep 9, 2002
Ok - here goes :-
Romeo Beckham is playing his first ever game of professional football. He says to David, "Can I wear 7 out there, Dad?"
David says "Wear 4 out there Romeo"
Sorry folks!
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Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted Sep 9, 2002
:says it out loud to himself: that is quite bad. No wait, it's terrible 
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 9, 2002
[Yar thuds, anime-style.]
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Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! Posted Sep 10, 2002
I never said it was a good joke!! 
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 10, 2002
[Roll] 
You implied it! And now look! [indicates Yar] You broke him!
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Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! Posted Sep 10, 2002
No, I was simply going with the flow of bad jokes!
*passes some Superglue*
Mend him with that!!
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Sep 10, 2002
I liked them all. 
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Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! Posted Sep 10, 2002
You would!
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Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted Sep 10, 2002
, just like my friend matt then
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