h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hooray we're saved
*punches EC with my good arm*

*applies cast to KOTF's arm*

Are you going to be good and leave that alone, or do I have to put one of these on you?

*Holds up a giant plastic collar, designed by veterinarians to keep their patients from chewing on bandages, casts, sutures, etc.*

HN is there anything you can do for my tail?

*holds the sadly frectured portion of tail in one paw*

It being broken will affect my balance and climbing abilities.

mini

*uses two remaining swizzle sticks from the dearly departed bar and medical tape to make a splint for mini's tail.*

There, how does that feel?

its sore, but hopefully it will heal so i can use it properly again. Thanks HN.

mini

We'd probably better put the collar on KOTF, just to be safe. But with *those* claws, plastic would be useless, so here's one made out of case-hardened battle-steel

i do not need a collar!

* puts KOTF back into titanium cage*

If you'd stayed in here, things would have been a lot different.

Hope takes many forms. And clearly that's not my cement truck. My cement truck is twice as big as that one.

It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it.

But you'd look so cute with a conical collar! Look, it's even jewel-studded!



*ducks back behind queen's ear*



*rethinks the wisdom of a flammable person teasing someone who can breathe fire...*

*writes on a small scrap of paper "paper lady is owed 1 flameing"*

Eep.

*whispers*

KOTF, no flaming Amy. After all, she is with office supplies. See the little rectangle?

*gestures discreetly in the paper lady's direction*

* even more discreetly discards KOTF's paper and replaces it with "special mints*

Take one of these, KOTF.

*whispers to Amy P and HN*
that will prevent him from flame throwing the next couple of days or so.

*throws mints down hole and takes a sip of *
nice try DQ

Well, the rescue was a success, let's celebrate with a BBQ!

in what? the place is ruined

Dude, BBQ's are outside.
An indoor BBQ can lead to carbon monoxide poisoning. or


Let's play outside!

And well away from this hole.


HN