h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*continues winding thread*

For why and what reason are you winding the thread?

oh no the bar is going to fall in to the hole!

When we're done here, EvilClaw, I promise I'll let you play with the thread. I'm just reeling Amy up. Here she is now.

*gives a final tug on the thread, neatly landing Amy P. on terra firma with a soft rustle.*

*moves rather quickly away from the hole's edge.*

*watches sadly and from a safe distance as the bar slides into the hole.*

*climbs behind queen's ear*

I heard the cough and saw the flash--I figure I'm much safer here!

Thanks, HN! I would've gotten up eventually, but that was much faster.

My pleasure.

*turns LED light off and returns it to the key ring*

*dangles end of thread near EvilClaw*

Ok, here you go, .

*a crash is heard as the bar hits the botton of the hole*
cripes!

Yes, very sad, but we did manage to snag some Jameson and some Bushmill before it went over the edge.

slowly dragging herself into the conversation after a long sojourn in the salt mines of Moria, she raises her head to see how the battle goes after over a year away she is dismayed to find very little action

mmmm picks up a can of spray cheese and runs around the room cheesing happy nerd to see what reaction she will get

*stands next to the hole*
right, could every one please stay away from the hole, the edges don't look very staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*thud*

"you better be able to fly us both out of here and i think you may have broken my tail, you kinda landed on it.

*shouts* Can someone send a little light down here so i can check on KOTF please

mini

ow!
flip-flip and flip again
i think im injured

Ok, you are at least concious, now just lie still as you can and i will see if i can find your injury, it will be easier once we get some light down here. And you really have broken my tail

mini

just be thankfull thats all thats broke

Pink? Pink?! I think you've got a pink kink in your think!

*trips Hayayfi so that she falls down the hole.*

Hang on, KOTF, I'm sending help. She should be arriving shortly.

*standing well away from the gaping hole's edge, HN uses some of the God-awful Japanese Whiskey to clean off the last of the spray cheese.*

*admires the bottle of cheap whiskey*

Best solvent, ever.

DragonQueen, can you fly down that hole? And if not, can you fly above it? And how much weight can you lift?

ow! stop throwing people at me!