h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*hands DragonQueen a large bucket of BBQ sauce.*

you cant grill anything without it!

* sings while marinating tied TB and covering him with grated cheese*


tiddelipom tiddelipom la la la tiddelipom tiddelipom

NOOOOO! Don't eat TB, he consists of tiny bones and you might choke on one and horribly die for the rest of your life! Think of the savings!

who said anything about eating?

if your hungry have a

You'd think the norðlandinga would have found a better way to keep warm than BBQing themselves....coats or something

* breathes on BBQ*

Fire.....

*unties himself, gets off the BBQ and pats DQ on the head in a patronising and condescending way*

Silly norðlandingr, I have a coat.

*points to coat*

* swallows TB but spits him out at once*

Not enough with wow wow sauce

*sips India pale thoughtfully*

*writes down instructions for people caring for pets while we're camping*

*eats butternut squash mash for no apparent reason despite it being 2.30am*

*listens to random podcasts because they are free and iTunes is being an ares and not letting me actually buy songs*

*returns to BBQ from harvesting in the garden.*

*wonders whether jalepenos or habeneros go in wow-wow sauce.*

Well, haberneros are spicier, this is a true fact. But the jalepenos has a better lobbyist group. Hmm....

We have some of each in the garden. The habeneros are just so pretty, but I think they need a few days to ripen up before we toss them in the wow-wow sauce.

It is so weird trying to write habeneros without a ~ above the n.

* drinks morning making hunting plans*

I think its called a tidle. But what do I know, I only invented Australia for thor's sake.

tilde, not tidle.

, what a good idea.

Oh, yeah ... jalapeños. Habañeros. That sounds better.

I prefer chipoltes Though Tom eats habaneros