A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Aug 8, 2008
"so peet you are my business rival now ?"
Nah. That vegan was just irritating me. 
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Aug 8, 2008
(The one on the spit, that is, not minicheesemouse...)
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 8, 2008
thats good as i was going to buy your bussiness out
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RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] Posted Aug 8, 2008
THINGITE COMRADES!
IT IS TIME WE DESTROY THE IMPERIAL OPPRESSION OF A SET MENU!
WE DEMAND A BUFFET! *Tries to lead chant, but fails*
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 8, 2008
oi, you get out your barred
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RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] Posted Aug 8, 2008
You can't bar me!
*Chains self to the bar*
Whilst I'm here, can I have a J2O?
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 8, 2008
sure
*smashes bottle on robotwig's head*
now unchain your self before i fold you and the bar in to the suitcase
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eloisa Posted Aug 8, 2008
Blimey, that was one hell of a backlog! I'm exhausted.
I shall have a cow burger with some slices of pig on top please. Plus an unfeasably large beer.
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 8, 2008
*steps through a portal and returns with the order*
there you are
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RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] Posted Aug 8, 2008
I retain my right to be chained to a bar!
I might have a nap. *Lays on top of bar and starts to snore*
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 8, 2008
*pulls out haksaw and cuts robotwig's arm off*
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Aug 8, 2008
*glues RoboTwig's arm back on before jaming the case open an covering the hinges in super-fast hardening epoxy resin*
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 8, 2008
oh well at least i developed the 9001
*pushes button under bar inicating the self destruct sequence and dives for cover as the bar implodes*
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Aug 8, 2008
*switches off the auto destruct with 43 seconds to spare*
Damn 
, switched it off too soon
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Aug 8, 2008
*re activates destruct sequence and puts an anti cancelation lock on the system*
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Aug 8, 2008
*quickly removes the self destruct mechanism and throws it through a portal to http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F10727741?thread=5732776&post=67055391#p67055391 and closes the portal behind it*
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Aug 9, 2008
*watched cow plummet towards KOTF, horns first*
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Aug 9, 2008
* Holds out mattress-sized sesame-seed bun; looks hopeful *
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minichessemouse - Ahoy there me barnacle! Posted Aug 9, 2008
spots sign reading "help wanted"
are you erm looking for staff then, its just that i am erm looking for a job. . .
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- 93401: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Aug 8, 2008)
- 93402: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Aug 8, 2008)
- 93403: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Aug 8, 2008)
- 93404: RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] (Aug 8, 2008)
- 93405: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Aug 8, 2008)
- 93406: RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] (Aug 8, 2008)
- 93407: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Aug 8, 2008)
- 93408: eloisa (Aug 8, 2008)
- 93409: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Aug 8, 2008)
- 93410: RoboTwig [54-11-(3/3) = 42] (Aug 8, 2008)
- 93411: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Aug 8, 2008)
- 93412: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Aug 8, 2008)
- 93413: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Aug 8, 2008)
- 93414: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Aug 8, 2008)
- 93415: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Aug 8, 2008)
- 93416: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Aug 8, 2008)
- 93417: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Aug 9, 2008)
- 93418: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Aug 9, 2008)
- 93419: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Aug 9, 2008)
- 93420: minichessemouse - Ahoy there me barnacle! (Aug 9, 2008)
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