h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

no no no ......#%?#! I am not the hooded figure I am just the one reporting on the hooded figure that appeared after the deflector array reception cleared......

Now look alove or we are all doomed.....


mmmmmmwonder if they bought that sneaks off hehehhe

yeh, not many people got one of them!

I have one made of gold! It was an Easter present! Yay! Gold !

And I'm starting to worry that Hayayfi is a spy...

unbeknowest to the thingits hayayfi was captured while on a secret mission in her deer stalker hat and now she has been fitted with a mind control chip that the OTHERS control ......insert serious late night theme movie music here.......

Oh no! Oh no! Hayayfi is a traitor of involuntariness. Is that even a word? We must remove the chip!

*straps Hayayfi down onto a surgery bench, and starts scanning her for the location of the chip*

I think I know where it is. I think it's in the base of the neck, but I'm not positive, and you know how dangerous operations can be there...

Oh well! Scalpel, chloroform, thing that sucks the blood up...

Hey wait up I am not fully under yet argggggghh

Oh, this is the Dentist from Little Shop of Horrors all over again...

I can't watch... even though it's incredibly intriguing...

*Big massive carnivourous plant appears and start singing*

Oh dear. Nigel appears to have escaped from the other thread.

Maybe Nigel can help with surgery. Here Nigel, hold this chloroform mask. No, don't try it on. Trust me, you don't want to. No, don't try and put it on me, either! NIGEL! Stop that! I... oh well, he's under. Here, hayayfi. *holds mask to hayayfi until eyelids droop* Finally, some peace and quiet. *makes small incision in base of neck and slowly and carefully sticks tweezers in. Nasty squelching noises, and tweezers are back out again, holding small metal chip* Aha! Here's the problem! I got it! Hole in one! Strike! Yay! And nobody needs to know I've had no surgeon training at all!

comes to with seveer pain in thhe neck....hey why is everything in black and white and whose that sleeping on the floor...boy i had the strangest dream i dreamt there was a singing plant and a crazed surgeon.....funny how everything is ,,,,,DAISY you've knocked out my sensor array wheres the colour....... after daisy with singing plant following

Is there a rover in teh houe who can fix my damaged sensor array


Oh ROVER ROOOOVEEER

Oops! Um... hang on... *flips through a coincidentally well placed medical dictionary of mistake and accidents* Aha! Hang on, a big bash on the head should sort it. *hits hayayfi very hard on head* Hows that? Otherwise we might have to cut into you again! *rubs hands with excitement at prospect*

starting to seriously worry about you Daizzy throws lemon merrengue pie
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behind daizzy

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! A clown!

someone stuck a pin in the bouncy castle and the whole thing deflated

Now what are we supposed to bounce on?

The gigantic Celery, obviously.