h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Exactly right!

helllooo
did someone say toffees

Crikey, what wrong with his head? or right depending on how you look at it.

greeting melodious Funk. Just about anything is possible on this thread

yeah toffees are good, stuff yourself

Look, my handkerchief is moving all by itself...whoa, the carpets trying to eat me! Argh, helphelphelp...Oh wait...orange blobby elephant sucked it all up...yeah....

I see an octopus rising no I don't it's some one with a bald head

That'd be me, then.

Hi Peet.
I think these things are wearing off. Give me another toffee quick-

'lo, all.

Are you eating halucinogenic toffees again?
I've warned you about them.
Now had them all over, they are confiscated!

Be extremely careful they come from the ridiculous planet of toffee. I'll keep a few for pagan festivals if you don't mind

Well in that case I'll just take a case of the class C variant for my own personal consumption. Thank you.

Plank you,

Spank you.

Hank you,

Shank you,

Dank poo.

Rank goo.

Achhooo!

Geseundheit!

Don't understand it but I like the sound of it

Any time.

Have some toffee.

*looks over in the rabbit cage behind her*


I would, but she'd hardly be a mouthful. And a little furry too.

I went to a rare breeds farm recently and they had a barn full of about twenty five different varieties of rabbit. It was wierd and cute. Giant rabbits and belgian hares and little hairy rabbits that look like highland cows!

Mmm rabbit.

So what's a Geseundheit?

German word for bless you i believe.