h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Drink with us!! Jump on the band wagon!! C'mon!!

"Away, away with Rum, by Gum,
"With Rum, by Gum,
"With Rum, by gum.
"Away, away with Rum, by Gum,
"It's the song of the Anti-Thingite Army."

Now was that by the Temperance Seven?

No thanks, I'll stay here in my limo.

Here's something George W. Bush really said: "The terrorists are cunning and devious, and so are we. The terrorists are constantly looking for ways to harm our people and our country, and so are we." Funny, is it not?

Heard it many times in the past.

Ahhh... our president... gotta love him!!

Who's with me on the mass emigration to Canada?

No, I'm grand in Ireland, but you go ahead. Go and leave the most powerful nation on earth to the neo-cons and religious right.

Oh, do not worry. We will not remain the most powerful nation with the religious right in charge. They'll have to destroy all our weapons because it's un-Christian to have them.

Can I visit you in Ireland?? Please??

No, you can't.

And believe me, they wouldn't destroy the USs WMD.

Why can't I visit you?

I'm doing my part in voting the right-wing-nut-jobs out of the office... it's just that I'm only one person!!!!

"your basic average super star is singing about justice and peace and love and i am glaring at the radio, swearing saying that's just what i was afraid of the system gives you just enough to make you think that you see change they will sing you right to sleep and then they'll screw you just the same but i will wait yes, i will wait for the truth they think i make a big deal about nothing but they still think i'm kinda cute they joke about the status quo to break the ice
once the ice is broken i hope they all fall through 'cause this is no joke to me they don't fool me with their acts of sensitivity
they too shall pass just like everyone who's only here for my ass
and i can't wait oh i can't wait till they get their due"
-the waiting song-
-ani difranco-

You can't visit because I'd tell the guardi to shoot you on sight if you are in Ireland.

Voting isn't going to help. You need to wage revolution.

You don't know what I look like.

I'm working on a revolution.

You know what I look like, but I don't plan to visit you, so... er... that doesn't help.

I wanna visit Ireland!!!

*just wanders in and says hi* Hope I'm not interrupting anything particularily unimportant. I'd be terribly upset if I did.
I'd just like to say it's about time someone stood up to these senseless weekday names! I mean, it's rarely sunny on a Sunday (or so my experiences ahve lead me to believe) and, what, if anything, *is* a thur, and why is it so important to have it's own day?

It fills in that annoying gap between Wibble and Poets.

Very good point. I always knew it was a day for trouble though, nothing that quiet and unnoticed is without it's maniaclal plans.

we seem to have drifted are we having the carol service?
god rest ye merry gentlemen
let nothing you dismay
cos jesus christ the saviour was born on christmas day
to save us all from satans power
when we had gone astray
o tidings of comfort and joy
comfort and joy
oh tidings of comfort and joy

Good King Wenseslass looked out, On the feast of Steven. I've been trying for sometime to get a thingite carol service going....BTW Who the hell is Steven? maybe we could adapt it
Good king Cliiiivvvveee lokked out, On the feast of thiiiiiiiing Shame about the scanning

I prefer Corrall singing myself

Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Yippie yi yaaaaay
Ghost Riders in the sky

Much better. Never could stand Carol's singing.