h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Did they ring bells and shout "Unclean! Unclean!?"

* Thinks Stupid Boy...That's Lepers....*

No, he cannot, for if she is his widow, he is dead, and you cannot marry if you are dead...

Hey, Peet, my friend is the Priory Thingite Keeper of Giant Bunnies - what can he feed them?

Hmmm... In "Night of the Lepus", they'd turned carnivorous...

Like all good rabits should.

I suppose it's better than huge, carniverous Rabbis, anyway.

Five years, and we still don't have a rabbis smiley.

Or, indeed, a smiley with a beard of any description.

Beats ing him.....

christmas is an abberation i refuse to praise

Good point. OK, then, a smiley with a dark beard of any description.

dark beards are definatly (sorry can't spell) cool. White ones make me puke

Indeed, but what about red beards?

Depends whether you mean "red" or "ginger"...

slightly less vomit making than white beards. if I'm honest I hate all beards. They're dirty silly and unneccessary. Why would a man want to grow one? He's trying to hide something

You've obviously never suffered a winter in Aberdeen...

They're more convenient than a scarf.

I've recently grown a beard and it's a kind of reddish-brown. It manages to save me about five minutes each morning by not having to shave.

I've never understood why evolution left us with somthing we're constantly having to shave off.

*Creationists see a glint of hope.*

as a woman I think that's a ludicrous answer. A scarf is infinitely flexible and can be easily washed. A beard is just absolutely yuk.......Trying to prove that you can be hairy is unneccassrily obvious....I mean otherwise we'd all be naked...and it's far to cold for that even in London