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the problem is, Roymondo, that a woman who seems to be "for you" becomes a target of scorn as well.. kind of a ed if you do, ed if you don't view... all it takes to be the target is to be straight, be female, or Bob forbid be both...

*hands Cal a well earned truffle from her coveted Chocolate Fetish purchase of this past weekend*

ooohhh *tries to think of something else quick so he can have another*

BTW I didn't mean you were doing that, Roymondo. Obviously.

Rillington, I have met Roymondo in RL and I hope we are friends.. but I would be upset if he held me in as much contempt as you appear to have with heterosexual women..

Which do you prefer Cal? I have Champagne, Ancient Treasures and Velvet Kiss still left.. I already pounced on the Dragons Kiss, Wine & Roses and some other one...

ooohhh I'll have champagne

Oh Well! Have fun kiddies.. I'm goin' fer me tea!

*hands Cal a champagne truffle, dusted with edible gold dust* for you, my friend.

oohhhhh thanks

Lil - I don't do contempt: life's too short. And you're too smashing<cuddle.

Rillington, I think that, for good reasons, you have spent too much time in exclusively gay company and see the hetero world as a threat. Anybody can fall into that trap (as have I, in different circumstances, in the past) and it takes a step back to see why you feel the way you feel.

Sorry, I know that sounds patronising, but, as the majority of the people here would agree, the hetero world *isn't* out to get us, despite the *apparent* stance of the BBC. Really, very few heteros care if we're gay or not. Yes, we might feel that they ram their sexuality down our faces while we can't flout ours but, in fact, they don't. They're just being themselves. TV, advertising, in fact *most* popular culture focusses on straight people. It should: most people are straight. We might be under-represented but blaming all heteros is not the way to change that.

I'm not sure what is.

you really have to see this chocolate shop to believe it... I felt like boxing up one of everything and taking it home...

For me rillington just relax n be an ordinarry person ok cause thats what you ar eok

well said Roymondo!

But to be honest any loving couple showing affection within reason (somewhere short of "hey! get a room!") is beautiful. It doesn't matter who the couple is or what the mix is. Love is, in and of itself, a rare gem.

Love? I'm still waiting.

You got any scotch eggs Batty?



I am currently listening to Hayseed Dixie's cover of Neal Young's 'Rockin' In The Free World'. Seems oddly appropriate!

you want to fall in love with a scotch egg?

I don't know what scotch eggs are but I can cook just about anything... I love to cook... want some?

I've already fallen in love with a Scotch Egg. I ate it. I think the story got round and that's why nobody's been near me since.

'Don't let him fall for ya', he'll munch you and wash you down with lager!'

http://www.mrbreakfast.com/images/34.jpg thats a scotch egg batty


Well really I think you'll have more luck if you fall in love with a person

Probably. To be honest I only ate him because the conversation was a bit lacking. Not really his fault - he was, after all, a scotch egg.

People you say. That would involve going *out there* in the real world and socialising and stuff. Hmmm.

yes


the worst that can happen is that you meet someone like me