h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No renovations allowed without prior permission from the !

I think you're right, benjahv - this could be a fun place!

I'll get the tape library up as soon as I can.

it seems so, i have let them renovate their rooms.
oh yeah, you can call me ben if you want less typing!

Great!

*redecorates in a sudden frenzy*

Ben, do you think it would be a good idea to ask EC to be in charge of weaponry?

*ties bows on port canons and sticks s in starboard ones*

Remove, please!

Why not just relax and have a nice, soothing beverage? Not everything needs to be decorated on.

undecorate the fire arms now! *druid stare*

yes, EC would have fun doing that.

*removes them dejectedly*

No, if you like the military industrial look...

This is a hi-tech space station - that's the look we're going for!

Great, Ben, ask EC if he'll do that. He can arm us to the teeth - against what, I have no idea.

Interior decorators?

Sorry, I'm not really like that, dunno what came over me!

*slowly comes to terms with puristic, sleek aesthetics*

And mention this thread to Anole, too, while you're at it.

good... if you feel the urge again sit on your hands or i shall make them disappear!

i will ask him when i see him.

Exactly what is this?

in one word; revenge.

On what?

my journal being taken over, and dmitri being blamed for unecologicaly sound "things"

On rogue decorators.

But it's also a state-of-the-art geostationary spy satellite space station with all mod cons.

Help yourself to the bar. But beware of the machine - it talks.

*helps self to some *
*sips*
Nope, not poisoned.

We wouldn't do that, would we, Ben?