h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* arrives*

These space flights take the best out of me. I definitely need a pangalactic gargleblaster...

Hmm....where do tey keep the ?

* starts to investigate the space station*

Hi queen - help yourself to the bar!

*dives up out of the hydroponic garden*

, another P-space portal!

*wanders off in search of the gravity field controls*

Hi! The p-space portal won't work any more, because I've put in a new water-filtration system. But you're welcome to use the transporter in the Omnitorium - just push the button!

Help yourself to drinks. queen's found the bar, but there's , if you speak nicely to the machine, and there's (no talking required).

I'm being prevented from travelling properly, it's not natural, a frog being taken apart into component bits!

It's fun, once you get used to it!

When in Rome...

So now I'm stuck up here

Nonsense! You can leave whenever you like. (Unless benjahv has other plans )

*hops off to find a way to sabotage filter*

Please read the Station Rules.

*hops off to find a way to add a frog-flap to the filter while maintaining its functionality*

D'you need an engineer up here? (Volunteer )

Nope. EC and I can do that.

But we'll need an arboretum - it's up on top, to catch solar and stellar rays. Can you do landscaping?

I'll try! How about some solar panels, I'm calculating them anyway!

Already there - this is a full-service, state-of-the-art facility.

And run plans by benjahv, when he gets here.

I've got to

Really amazing!

*goes to inspect cabins*

How's your interior decorating?

You may decorate one cabin. The rest is off-limits.

As long as you didn't lay the horrid carpet they have in airports, it's ok! And remember: pink and grey and turquoise is ugly, not spacey!