A Conversation for ALPHA - The Allegorical Looming Phantasmagorical Holographic Astrobody - In Geostationary Orbit Above P-Space

Toads in space (The Toad Room)

Post 1

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind



What a lot of happy, smiling toads, just whiling away the time eating flies! Just goes to show that time's fun when you're having flies. smiley - smiley

Onstage over in this corner of the room is the comedy act of the Fantastic Flying Toad Brothers smiley - smiley. Let's listen in on their standup routine. smiley - bigeyes

"Ya know, it's hard for a toad to get around, right? First of all, we don't hop all that fast. second, we're roadkill all too often smiley - cross.
But the worst part is, they won't let us get driver5's licenses, because they want to discourage Toad Rage. smiley - erm


Toads in space (The Toad Room)

Post 2

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Not Banned in China

smiley - groansmiley - laughsmiley - applause

Watch out - they'll give you warts!


Toads in space (The Toad Room)

Post 3

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

If they gave me warts while I was in space, would they be Star Warts? smiley - silly


Toads in space (The Toad Room)

Post 4

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Not Banned in China

smiley - groan

Luke Skyhopper?


Toads in space (The Toad Room)

Post 5

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Also Darth Toader

Hop Solo

Princess Leapa

smiley - tongueout


Toads in space (The Toad Room)

Post 6

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Not Banned in China

smiley - rofl

Jabba the Hutt can stay that way - he already looks like a toad.


Toads in space (The Toad Room)

Post 7

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Not Banned in China

What *is* the difference between a toad and a frog, anyway?


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Post 8

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Frogs usually have smooth, moist skin, while toads have rough dry skin. Frogs are more apt to spend most of their time in or near bodies of water, while toads live on dry land. You will sometimes find frogs in gardens or greenhouses in the summer, though, especially in the humid summer months when there's enough moisture in the air to keep them from drying out. Toads, meanwhile, are perfectly capable of swimming if you put them in water.

In some of the tropical rainforests, some frog species can spend their entire lives outside of bodies of water, because it rains so much, or because the air is so damp.


Toads in space (The Toad Room)

Post 9

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Not Banned in China

smiley - cool So toads would do better in space, I guess.


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Post 10

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Not Banned in China

Even the toads will have to admit that Hypatia is the candidate of choice - A5695211.

(This is campaign support, not plugging.)


Toads in space (The Toad Room)

Post 11

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Is there a pro-toad plank in her platform? smiley - tongueout


Toads in space (The Toad Room)

Post 12

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Not Banned in China

No. Pro-hamster, though!


Toads in space (The Toad Room)

Post 13

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I don't know if the toads would be impressed. Mammals and amphibians are way different. smiley - doh


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Post 14

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Not Banned in China

Hmm...


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