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ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Started conversation Sep 11, 2005
Welcome to ALPHA Centaurian cafe, the obly space canteen where the bertenders and wait staff are real centaurs. 
ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Sep 11, 2005
Careful of the hooves!
I'll have a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, please!
ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 11, 2005
(This is one place where a centaur smiley would come in handy. 
)
CENTAUR: One Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster coming up...assuming that it doesn't ignite before you can drink it. Temperamental these beasts are. I'm using Zaphod Beeblebrox's favoite PGGB recipe, which has some things in it that you can't get on most planets, at least not without security clearance and a lead suit.
ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Sep 11, 2005
Lovely!
Just like Zaphod used to make!
ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 12, 2005
I think I'll have a scoop of butter-pecan ice cream in a tall glass of ginger ale. 
I don;t know what the technical name is, but it's some kind of float.
ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Sep 12, 2005
Sounds like a Pleiades Float!
ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Sep 12, 2005
I love discovering these watering holes before the riff-raff find them!
ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 12, 2005
The riffraff have a charm all their own, dmitri.
I don't want this thread to just die, as so many other threads do.
ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Sep 12, 2005
True, so true! You'll have to advertise!
ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 12, 2005
But I don't have ad budget. 
ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Sep 12, 2005
Then just tell EvilClaw - that blabbermouth will shamelesslly plug all over the place. Particularly if you tell him not to.
ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 12, 2005
Do I have to bribe him by agreeing to vote for Hypatia/Jodan?
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Sep 12, 2005
That would probably also work.
Despite swearing I would confine poetry to my journal, I have just posted a poem on the AWW - A5713724.
ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 12, 2005
ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 23, 2005
The riffraff don't seem to be flocking here. Build a better moustrap, and the cats will beat a path to your door....so they can sue you for infringing on their career paths.
ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails
dmitrigheorgheni Posted Sep 23, 2005
Hey bartender---I'll take a pan-galactic whatever, sorry spelling isn't my strong suit, D will tell you I have some kind of ailment associated with writing or reading or whatever newfangled thing that is going. I gues you could say I'm a physical learner? What about it Dmitri?
ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Sep 23, 2005
She's polymorphously dyslexic. In all dimensions.
Hi, 
queen.
ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails
Hi, and good-bye *waves*
It´s 19:45 and I´m still at work.... dragon princess just called and reminded me about family duties...
... might call back from the inner lair later..
ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails
Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Sep 23, 2005
No rest for the weary...
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- 19: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Sep 23, 2005)
- 20: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Sep 23, 2005)
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