A Conversation for ALPHA - The Allegorical Looming Phantasmagorical Holographic Astrobody - In Geostationary Orbit Above P-Space

ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails

Post 1

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Welcome to ALPHA Centaurian cafe, the obly space canteen where the bertenders and wait staff are real centaurs. smiley - biggrin


ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails

Post 2

Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

smiley - wowCareful of the hooves!

I'll have a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, please!smiley - bubbly


ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails

Post 3

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

(This is one place where a centaur smiley would come in handy. smiley - erm)

CENTAUR: One Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster coming up...assuming that it doesn't ignite before you can drink it. Temperamental these beasts are. smiley - erm I'm using Zaphod Beeblebrox's favoite PGGB recipe, which has some things in it that you can't get on most planets, at least not without security clearance and a lead suit. smiley - biggrin


ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails

Post 4

Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

Lovely!smiley - cheers

Just like Zaphod used to make!smiley - somersault


ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails

Post 5

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I think I'll have a scoop of butter-pecan ice cream in a tall glass of ginger ale. smiley - smiley I don;t know what the technical name is, but it's some kind of float.


ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails

Post 6

Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

Sounds like a Pleiades Float!smiley - rofl


ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails

Post 7

Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

I love discovering these watering holes before the riff-raff find them!smiley - cheers


ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails

Post 8

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

smiley - cross

The riffraff have a charm all their own, dmitri. smiley - erm

I don't want this thread to just die, as so many other threads do.


ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails

Post 9

Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

True, so true! You'll have to advertise!smiley - biggrin


ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails

Post 10

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

But I don't have ad budget. smiley - sadface


ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails

Post 11

Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

Then just tell EvilClaw - that blabbermouth will shamelesslly plug all over the place. Particularly if you tell him not to.


ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails

Post 12

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

smiley - doh

Do I have to bribe him by agreeing to vote for Hypatia/Jodan?


ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails

Post 13

Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

That would probably also work.smiley - winkeye

Despite swearing I would confine poetry to my journal, I have just posted a poem on the AWW - A5713724.


ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails

Post 14

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

smiley - wow


ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails

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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

The riffraff don't seem to be flocking here. Build a better moustrap, and the cats will beat a path to your door....so they can sue you for infringing on their career paths. smiley - erm


ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails

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dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

A PanGalactic GargleBlaster, please.

smiley - dragon


ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails

Post 17

dmitrigheorgheni

Hey bartender---I'll take a pan-galactic whatever, sorry spelling isn't my strong suit, D will tell you I have some kind of ailment associated with writing or reading or whatever newfangled thing that is going. I gues you could say I'm a physical learner? What about it Dmitri?


ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails

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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

She's polymorphously dyslexic. In all dimensions.

Hi, smiley - dragonqueen.


ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails

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dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

Hi, and good-bye *waves*

It´s 19:45 and I´m still at work.... dragon princess just called and reminded me about family duties...

... might call back from the inner lair later..

smiley - dragon


ALPHA-Centaurian Cafe: for coffee, tea, or cocktails

Post 20

Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

smiley - cool No rest for the weary...


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