h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

that's true.
(I was told that they've got a pink and turquoise lecture hall in the uni of Graz)

Nice place here!

yes, but it's a bit boring - so

FINISHED

if you know what I mean.

Shall we see to that arboretum together?

*whispers* what's and arboretum?

A place where you grow trees, a park or a big greenhouse, usually.

ah!
yes, I want to see it!

There isn'T one yet, we get to plan it!

hello and welcome.

Thank you, thank you - impressive place you've got here!

Yes- es-es but-ut-ut- you-ou-ou can-an-an hear-ear-ear the-e-e echo-o-o, because-e-e it's so-o-o empty-y-y.

you have guest rooms you can decorate if you feel the urge to do so... everything else is off limits!

Not even a few teensy-weensy pouffes in the mess?

nope! any unauthorised decorating and you will go the way of ford prefect and arthur dent...

Ok, then let's start with the arboretum.

Waht, we'll become rich and famous on royalties?

nope, you will be out that airlock *points at evil looking airlock*

Luckily I have an escape plan ready!

well i hopw its a good one!

Very much so!

*pokes 'er face*