h2g2 Post 17.01.2000

Created Nov 18, 2000 | Updated Jun 20, 2003


Posted: 17th January 2000

Hello and welcome to Edition 6 of the Post. The big news of the week is the 'retirement' of Bill Gates from being Chief Executive of Microsoft. Could this be the 'big-money' job which Bill Clinton is rumoured to have lined up for when he leaves the White House in 2001? Maybe not! The current President, Steve Ballmer, is the 'lucky' one being promoted, and good old BG is going back to developing new software... if he can remember how after all this time! What are we going to do with all our BG jokes now people?! A recent addition to the ever-expanding number of domain names has also proved to be a record-breaker. The rules were bent to allow the inclusion of (bear with me!): 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllamtysiliogogogogoch.com' This far outstretches the usual maximum of just 28 letters! I have a platform ticket with this printed on it, as do probably a fair proportion of visitors to North Wales. I just hope that this will not encourage others to jump on the Band wagon! We are all quite happy with 'h2g2' guys! We are featuring 'something new' in the Post this week; here is what our excellent Web Thing has to say about it: Floating Menu Type Thingy Just as the 'Powers That Be' have been known to make changes over at the Guide Towers, we at the Post Living Room have also been making improvements. To quote any major corporation, 'As part of our continual drive to provide a better service' we've come up with the Floating Menu Type Thingy! I was trying to give it a really cool acronym name, but everything I came up with was either unprintable or related to beer, so unless anyone has any better ideas, it's a Floating Menu Type Thing. Just be thankful it doesn't look like a paperclip! But what is it, where is it and what does it do? What it is; it is a menu, that looks like our logo. Where it is; You can find it in the top right hand corner of the window, that is to say, the top right hand corner of the browser window, anyone looking carefully at the front windows of their houses will look very weird to their neighbours. It will always be in the corner, even when you scroll down the page. That's because it floats. If you scroll fast, it may take a second or two to get there because it's not the most athletic of menus around, but it will get there. It will probably be out of breath too (If menus breathed that is!) What it does; it provides a springboard type list of links to the different sections available within the Post. It will, in the near future do more. As we introduce more features to the Post the FMTT will change to incorporate them, and we do have a fair bit more planned to 'enhance the experience provided by our service' to once more quote any big company. If you have any ideas about how we can improve the Post, then please email me on [email protected] Pastey Sadly this feature of the Post is no longer available. That's All Ffolks! ShazzPRME

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