h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Already finished beer*

*let's go of the 's leg. swigs beer. puts on gas mask. looks at screen*

Mmmph, mmm mt mmmks mke...

*takes gas mask off*

That's better! Kes, it looks like the guards aren't weraing gas masks, so we should be able to surprise them completely.

*puts gas mask back on*

G7

Great.
*Checks the screens*
OK, G7 - a suggestion, if you don't mind ...
Over there - a bit further around the perimeter, I know, but there's a slope down to the fence.
If you take us in there, you can kill the engine and let us coast downhill & through the fence.
That way we'll be silent ... extra surprise, extra time. OK?
*Returns to the rear of the APC*

Time to strap in everyone. Check your weapons ... Show time!

Hey Gwennie, what do you say? You wanna drive this APC a little closer so that I can play with this turret ?

~hopeful grin~

*The APC rolls down the slope, gathering speed. It crashes through the perimeter fence and rolls over a guard hut. As the alarms go off, G7 guns the engine and heads the vehicle over to the loading area ....*

*Today is Gw7en's birthday!!! I call time out to party!!!*

Happy Birthday Gw7en!!! Here is a for you! It is a nice big sharp pointy knife with its own leather sheath with your name embossed on it. I hope you like it! !!!


Have some !!! And lots of !!!!!

Happy Birthday!!! Yay!!

~decides he will party later, since they're still in enemy territory~

Ouch, that wasn't my leg, G7

Yo guys, we got a couple of 's for you! *Throws gas cannisters through the hole in the turret that mari-rae so conviniently shot hours earlier*

Sweet dreams Kuma!

*Has slipped off her mask in order to sip on the . Is singing Happy Birthday to You fo the fifth time when some of the gas filters back into the APC...*

Hap-py Birthday, dear Gw-7-en... Hap- urk!

Zzzzzzz....

*Replaces mari's mask; riases a glass to G7, pours the contents down his throat, then replaces his mask. STands by for a fight ...*

*Comes groggily to.*

*Climbs out of her seat and hopes that Kheldar managed to play with his turret before she crashed the APC, steps over a groggily coming to Mari-Rae and G7 who still has a stern grip of Pierce's wooden leg and helps herself to a beer*

Well, is this yet another fine mess I've gotten us into???

Yes, Ollie, it certainly is!

*Hearing the sounds of small gunfire, she grabs her weapon and stands ready.*

*Also hears the sound of small gunfire and wonders where the toy soldiers are* *Dives behind Mari-Rae and hopes that Kheldar is still still wants to play with his turret*

Come on! We'll lose the advantage if we sit here waiting to be shot at. Follow me over to the buildings ... Kheldar - can you give some covering fire?

*Runs towards the buildings without waiting for an answer; without looking to see who's following.*

*Follows Kes, taking a flanking position. She is running hunched and weapon ready. Spots movement in the open doorway of a hanger, but Kheldar is way ahead of her. He blasts the baddies and clears their path.*

Hello??

*Wanders around her frozen in time companions and blows the dust from their faces*

I guess we must all be indulging ourselves elsewhere!

*Takes the opportunity to draw moustaches and spectacles on her friends' faces and tip toes off to her original position and freezes*

*exits the APC, clutching her new, beautiful birthday knife in her teeth and looking appropriately ferocious*

C'mon, Gwennie! Let's go free Kuma!

*takes a moment to admire Gwennie's handiwork, then follows Kes. realizes about halfway that she must also have a mustache...*



G7

PS - Thanks to everyone for the b-day wishes!

*Comes to, not realizing she is now sporting a fine pencil thin moustache with big curling circles drawn on her cheeks.*

Where in this space port are we supposed to be looking for Kumabear again?

*Points out the very large collection of rockets in the distance that are "parked" and surrounded by troops*

How about over there? *Grin*

Which one shall we attack first then?