h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

so will i if you would hurry up and pass me a

all right already



are the s gone yet?

*peers over barfridge*

Um, most of them are . . . there's only one left.

*carefully lifst plasma-lance, peers through scope at remaining *

Is it my imagination, or sode that have . . . tentacles?

Tentacles???

*Tries to backwards, still blazing away at the . Unfortunately, her left foot lands in a discarded plastic grocery bag, becomes entangled and she falls over. A green, scaley, dripping tentacle reaches for her...*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*the captain cuts the tentacle into tiny little pieces with his giant cutlass *

oh, by the way, remind me to stock up on green asparagus at the next greengrocer

*Lies on the floor gasping.*

Ok. Who's the litterbug?

Thanks, Pierce.

jitterbug? don't mind if i do

*blasts the tentacled with his plasma lance*

Boom, headshot!

*looks over at , who seems to be jitterbugging*

Care for some perfume?

only if it holds 40 % or more

*Pulls out a flask of Irish Poteen*

Would you care for a sip? In keeping with the spirit of St Patrick's Day. It's only 70% proof.

btw, great shot Zeek!

that's the spirit

What's it taste like?
*GLUG*

Who let these in here?

*Hands Gwennie the Poteen.. *

Have a sip and see what happens.

*Cautiously sips*



*Farts*

Ooops!

*after runs screaming from the *

oh, dang, now we may never find their pots of gold

Haven't you got enough gold teeth (in your mouth that is) already?

Gwennie, I thought you'd know already - no BFG can have too much gold!

Or too many guns, for that matter . . . did you know you've got a dimensionally transcendental weapons cabinet in the aft-port hold?

I swear I saw a Mammoth MkIII in there the other day . . .

As in a hairy Mammoth MkIII? I thought they were extinct...