h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Leaps in front of the pointed guns.*

WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!

If you shoot the porthole you'll breach our and we'll all be sucked out into outer space, our blood will boil to nothing and we'll all be deaded. It's simple physics! There's a vacuum out there!

oh i loves me vacuum i

*rubs head*

Ya know, she's got a point.

Let's just have some more s and . Maybe then the s will go away . . .

And if they don't we can always kill them when we land!

Great plan, Zeek!

*Peers through porthole*

Hmmm! The s seem to be expressing interest in our

*transmogryhs a load of out to the s in an attempt
to keep them satisfied*

*Checks weapons system*
They're not having my !

i'm afraid those attracted more s

oh well, we'll just fly a bit faster, don masks and hide ourselves in the crowds on the carnival

then again, we could of course also fire some of our s at them

*Presses big red button on fire control panel*









Howzat?

adding the was a nice touch. it immediately started eating the

But does the poor li'l have a spacesuit?

*peers out the porthole* At least it scared the s off . . . do you suppose they're related to elephants?

Oh! This is that long suspenseful moment when the heros think the s have all gone and are getting all relaxed and having s and generally feeling pretty good again; but really the s have transported themselves into the and are secretly coming down the corridor, all slavering and long toothed and wanting to eat our heros alive, then bring bits to their children back in their nests.

*Has another and tries to relax, telling herself not to be so .*

Yeah. Don't be so Mari! There aren't any sneaking down the corridor. That's just the sound of Pierce trying to drag the bar fridge to a more secure (and private) location.

I'll beam the bar fridge back up here as soon as Pierce thinks he has finished.

Right. I can't see any monsters outside either.

Actually ... I can't see anything outside because the portholes are all covered by green, scaly skin.

*heroically hides in the barfridge*

*heroically hides IN the barfridge*

*leaps out of the barfridge*

Sorry, !

*hides BEHIND the barfridge, instead*

doesn't hide in front of the bar fridge.

Hand me a while you are in there

*Womanfully pulls her silver pistols out of their holsters and trains them on the door. Slithery noises get louder...*

They'll have to get through me first, before they take out our barfridge and its contents...

[ voice from the barfridge: i'll drink to that ]