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porkpies in space

Post 8221

mari-rae

OMG!! Are you hurt? Are you hurt?? smiley - yikes

*smiley - runs to the barfridge. Yanks Linus out and pushes him to the side. Tenderly lifts the barfridge back onto its little wheels and carefully examines it.* smiley - doctor

Ooos my poor iddle wookums? Did nasty Gwennie make you fall over? There, there my pet. It's a hard life, innit? You'll be ok.

I think the door hinge has a funny squeak now. smiley - sadface


porkpies in space

Post 8222

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

so has gwennie, so what else is new?

smiley - pirate


porkpies in space

Post 8223

Zeek, the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical Equations, Honorary Muse of Photoshop Photograph Edits <

Nothin' a nice smiley - stiffdrink won't cure, I suspect.

*burps*

Oo, 'scuse me!

*snags a packet of smiley - crisps and munches on 'em*

So how far to this carnival smiley - planet, then? I'm looking forward to getting there!


porkpies in space

Post 8224

Gwennie

I think we over shot the carnival smiley - planet at that last smiley - star. smiley - bigeyes

Allow me to make a minor course correction... smiley - tongueout

*Wanders over to the controls, pushes several big red buttons, a few blue ones and a smidgen of yellow ones*

That should do it! smiley - bigeyes

*The smiley - ufo does several loops, spins and flips and takes off in the opposite direction, bouncing of the atmospheres of several smiley - planetsmiley - planet on its way*

Ooops! smiley - blush


porkpies in space

Post 8225

Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer...

hasn't affected your driving ability by the looks of things smiley - tongueout


porkpies in space

Post 8226

mari-rae

smiley - boingsmiley - online2longsmiley - somersaultsmiley - cdoublesmiley - bruised

are we there yet??

smiley - headhurts


porkpies in space

Post 8227

Kes

I'm here. Dunno where you are smiley - erm


porkpies in space

Post 8228

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

*adjusts the autopilot with his trusted fireaxe*

according to the gps we are right here, but in a few hours we should be all right there smiley - drunk

smiley - pirate


porkpies in space

Post 8229

Kes

That's all right then, but where are we right now? smiley - erm


porkpies in space

Post 8230

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

i can't answer for you, but i am on top of it smiley - ok

(top of the barfridge, that is)

smiley - pirate


porkpies in space

Post 8231

Kes

Aha! You stand over it! I understand.


porkpies in space

Post 8232

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

i'm above it smiley - silly

smiley - pirate


porkpies in space

Post 8233

Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer...

as long as you aren't stopping the door from opening


porkpies in space

Post 8234

mari-rae

*Peers out the window. Jumps back in alarm, pulling her gun.*

I saw a smiley - martianfrown looking in at me!!! smiley - yikes


porkpies in space

Post 8235

Kes

She's right! I can see a smiley - martianfrown through the porthole and a smiley - alienfrown through the starboardhole!


porkpies in space

Post 8236

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

seems we are on the right course then smiley - ok

what is our standard procedure when facing strangers? i keep forgetting. is it shoot before questioning or the other way 'round smiley - huh

smiley - pirate


porkpies in space

Post 8237

Kes

Well ... you just asked a question, so I think that entitles us to shoot!


porkpies in space

Post 8238

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

all right, go ahead then, knock yourself out smiley - ok

no wait, that didn't sound right smiley - silly

smiley - pirate


porkpies in space

Post 8239

Zeek, the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical Equations, Honorary Muse of Photoshop Photograph Edits <

*raises plasma-lance to shoot*

*klonks himself on the head*

*knocks himself out*

Owie . . .


porkpies in space

Post 8240

Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer...

you sure that wasn't just your reflection Mari smiley - tongueout


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