h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Talk about over protective Heath sevice!
I want to know I'm here as a friendly Doctor not a cut people up Doctor I help with peoples feelings and Your Mermaid seems to be a bit tramatised.



-- doctorMO --

A heath service, doc? As in nature preservation?

I understand Shazz sees you as a friendly entity - so I guess I can do the same then (as I usually value her opinion - always have been )

Well, Shazz, as long as that towel isn't purple I guess it's okay

So, doc, what kind of treatment would you recommend for this dramatized mermaid?

first, I would sit her down (how ever and in what ever fashion) and have a lenthy talk, what she feels why she is scared is there any way she could confront her fear, what oter insucuritys does she have, do the sunarmies scare her.
then I'd move onto some general stuf like, Why do you sing? do you feel beter when you sing? and how well do you think you sing? Can you sing underwater? Do you sound better there? and so on...



Shazz is a good friend of mine, hell back me up that I heal not break

-- DoctorMO --

*Returns from a heated discussion with the deimosian surfers, having flamed a few longboards, and persuaded them to use the resulting charcoal for their own barbeque ...*
*Addresses the shrink*
About mari ..er .. what's up doc?

*Swims back toward the beach and sticks her head out of the water. Spots Dr. Mo.*

Who are you?

*Sees Kes having fun with the flamethrower and feels a pang of regret that she isn't there doing a better job than he could anyday...*

~sigh~

*waves to Shazz and the others!*
Hi guys!! Come on in, the water is fine!!! ooo

*Sets flamethrower to "pilot light", and points it safely at the ground. Stares at mari\mermaid, not noticing he's just set his left boot alight*

I'm not sure we have room for a large fishtank in the APC, perhaps we need to find somewhere with a pool bar...

Never mind, you don'y want me, I'll go, but I would just love to talk to a Mermaid I mean after I've read 'David Edwards' Storys kind of kives you a passion for things like this.

I think 'Sirens Cove' comes to mind.

-- DoctorMO --

Doctor! My left foot is hurting!

Ah, then don't put it in the sea water it will only hurt more, I sugest you go and see your local burns unit I here the one in Liverpool is good.



-- DoctorMO --

*takes a swan dive into the ocean from the top of the lighthouse. Just before he hits the water his parrot decides that it really doesn't need this*

Is it a Brick, is it a Grand piano, no it's Swan Diving Pirate Man.

-- DoctorMO --

I always thought that parrot was smarter than... nevermind

*Sticks left foot into sea anyway. The flames subside.*
Ah! That's better.

Sorry Kes,

I should have realised that burning smell wasn't coming from the barbie...

I always thought you sea fairing types were numb but that ridiculus!

-- DoctorMO --

*Glares at the Doc., then turns to Linus*
That's alright .. It was time I changed my socks anyway ...

I suprised you have any left on your left foot.

-- DoctorMO --

Of course a parrot is smarter than a swan, Linus

And it's a helluvalot smarter to have a parrot on your shoulder than a swan...

yer if the swan flew away you would noice.

-- doctorMO --