h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Excellent... that is the order of the day then... although to be honest I prefer my fish cooked!

Passes out 's and 's and a couple of 's to all and sundry.

shazz

*Feeling suddenly much better!*

I'll just have a couple 's. Let's do a cookout too! I'd love a and Some people think s are unhealthy. Dunno why...

Ohhh Brilliant!!!

Only 4 more days and I can have fish 'n chips out the paper and boozy beef pie and real English beer from a barrel...

*Proceeds to find beefburgers, hamburgers, vegiburgers and whatever else is suitable for a major junkfood blowout and starts to pile them all on the BBQ*

Right, now we just have to wait for all that lot to be 'flame-grilled' and we're in business.

shazz

Hmmm... s, s and s. !

*Munches her way through another veggie whilst sheltering her from parrot droppings*

Pierce! Will you PLEASE call that parrot off before I ask Mari to take another pot shot at it!

*Ducks as the parrot swoops in for another pass over her head*

okay, peg-leg, if you aren't going to take control of your feathered friend...

*reaches out with a paw drenched in burger grease and snatches the parrot out of the air. holds parrot in front of face*

Parrot. Sop it or I shallhave to EAT you.

*parrot spits in bear's eye, bear releases grip and parrot flies off and lands on the pirates shoulder , depositing another white lump on his shoulder.*

I hear they are better after marinading for a few days ...
*Grins as the parrit sqwuawks disapprovingly*

*backtracking somewhat* So who exactly are you on second base with Kes

perhaps it's time to try and bowl a maiden over...

...last time I tried a glance towards fine leg I nearly ended up in hospital ......

*Glares at the parrot, now resting and squawking at her from the safety of the 's shoulder*

Thank you Kuma! At least one male around here seems to be able to get something done rather than eating, drinking, making snide comments and setting light to their own extremities...

*Gazes pointedly at Linus, Kes and Wowbagger who are huddled together and giggling like a bunch of small school boys*

Anyway ... it wasn't my extremity .. it was my left foot ... and it's out now.

Hi all I just came back from... Oh, I thought someone had been in my sergery! So... er... I hope you know it only lasts for 3 days and then wares off, because we need to resequence her geneome to a human gene pattern, any one up for a trip to cambridge?? or maby Scotland? they are the onl two places, and please don't use that drug again, Icon thetomine is not without it's long term fringe unbenfits.

*Grabs Non-Alcoholic Drink and sits down with a curry (nice and hot too)*

-- DoctorMO --

*giggles through a mouthful of *

~whisper to Shazz and Gwennie~

Duh! Wouldn't you NOTICE your foot was alight?

Hey ya, Doc!

I feel fine, honey! Finish up eating, throw some music on the boom box and we'll dance! Just like Frankie and Annette used to do!

*Jumps up and does her own version of 'Happy Feet'! Grabs Shazz's hand and pulls her up, Gwennie too!!*

Woo hooo! Happy happy, joy joy!!

See, I told you.

-- doctorMO --

!

I'm fine!!!!

*dancing!*

Just wait and see, i know my text books and logic, no drug can change your genes! I thought everbody knew that!



-- DoctorMO --

*Takes Doc's hand and dances around him, twirling, diving under his arm and bebopping with very happy feet...*

Don't you be messin' with my genes, honey!! I might take that personal!

**

*does a rather good Kermit impression*

Happy feet!
Hap-hap-hap-happy-feet!

It's a bit hard to tap dance on sand but I can do a nice soft shoe shuffle!

*Dances over to Wowbagger! *

Hey you!