h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hah! Simulpost Shazz!

Yeah!

That's what happens when you have a popular forum eh?

shazz

Yes I suppose so. Where is everyone by the way? Was it something I said?

Nah... must be that time of day when the others have to actually appear to be doing some work! ROFL

Now... who's for further exploration in this complex eh?

shazz

I'm game although that might be the ripening smell of vomit producing a rather "gamey" odour!

*Grabs a big fluffy towel and heads for the showers and adds in her best Terminator voice*

I'll be back!

*Little does she know what lurks behind the shower curtains *

*A loud scream, followed by a stream of expletives is heard from the showers followed by the hideous sight of a naked Gwennie backing out of the shower, whacking something repeatedly with her fluffy towel*

Okay! Who's the wise guy that put a life-size cardboard cut-out of Maggie Thatcher in the showers?

Keep it down, Gwennie! You are scaring the deimosi... HEY, there's an an idea. Lets scare our way back to the APC with that cardboard!

Now that is a truly cunning and evil plan, even from a !

*Suddenly remembers her physical condition and dives into an "unpolluted" shower cubical to finish her shower and emerges sporting a clean set of combats and a nice shiny weapon*

What do you mean "What is it"? I found it lying on the floor so its finders keepers and no it doesn't look like a ***** either!

I wonder what this button does?

*Kes dives back under the door again .... just as a blast from the weapon sets it on fire ... again*
Hey! Careful there!

yawn... damn it...you ruined my nap.

*puts on his new jersey and goes to the mirror*

Oh, I see what you mean, bear.

Now then, everybody ready to fight our way back to the APC - and the barfridge?

That's a must! All these 's are going to my head... I need a strong pint of to recover my senses

*Heads back down the corridor, staggering slightly and waving her weapon around menacingly.*

Now... which hatch was it we came in through?

shazz

The hatch down at the end of the corridor - opposite the first door. Yes - that one - then straight down ...

*shazz leads the way, pausing to have another quick look at the hermaphrodite in the second cubicle*

Actually... it could be VERY useful having a set of those eh Gwennie and Mari-rae? A sort of portable do-it-yourself kit!

shazz

* carrying "Maggie":*

Hey, not so fast. This lady is heavy!

*Slows down to allow to catch up*

Maybe she's booby-trapped !
Better not jiggle her about too much eh!

shazz

*Looks around the now-empty corridor; calls down the hatch*
Is mari with you guys?

*the thought of Maggies boobs and jiggling her around is too much for the pirate, still suffering from the gas-poisoning*

hoooooOOOOAAAAaaaaarrrrrchhhhh

*Jumps neatly around Pierce, taking the point position...*

This way...

*Opens hatch, jumps back and sprays downward with her machine pistol.*

Ok, clear. Come on!