A Conversation for Deimos (BFG HQ.)
Rolling Along in our stolen APC
shazzPRME Posted May 30, 2001
Hehehe!
I always thought there was something suspect about an old man dressed in red dangling little kiddies on his knee! 
shazz 
Rolling Along in our stolen APC
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 30, 2001
Shhh, Shazz, keep it down! He may here us - and then there wil be no pressies for X-mas!
And I'm really looking forward to getting that new and improved grenade launcher I wished for.
Rolling Along in our stolen APC
shazzPRME Posted May 30, 2001
Bit of a long wait !!!
I think that we had all better keep a lookout for those nasties about now! We are just entering the rainforest! 
shazz
Rolling Along in our stolen APC
Gwennie Posted May 30, 2001
Oh good show! I adore trees although I really think we should be investigating that rather large one with the door in its trunk. 
Rolling Along in our stolen APC
Kes Posted May 31, 2001
OK - you go knock on the door ... My hand is rather sore for some reason ....
Rolling Along in our stolen APC
Gwennie Posted May 31, 2001
*Wanders up to the door and on failing to find a door knocker or bell, bangs with her fist on the door which creaks open*
Hello? Is anyone home?
*Peers in*
There's nothing here but a table with some bowls of porridge set on it. Has anyone seen Kuma recently? I think we may have stumbled on some relations of his. 
Rolling Along in our stolen APC
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 31, 2001
Careful with that porridge. You never know what's in it. Some of the fruits here are quite potent. Others are lethal beyond belief
- er, just forget the last I said that, will you?
Rolling Along in our stolen APC
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted May 31, 2001
*barges in, upsetting porridge*
Ooops! Sorry! Oh well, look! A jar of honeyed mead... 
Rolling Along in our stolen APC
Gwennie Posted Jun 1, 2001
Mmmmm...mead! Yummy!
*Pours herself and Mari a couple of mugs of mead and sits down at the table*
Cheers me dears!
*Notices the impatient glares from her companions*
What? Oh alright then! Lets go. Shall I bring the demijohn of mead or do you think that would be stealing? 
Rolling Along in our stolen APC
Kes Posted Jun 1, 2001
it goes off once it's been opened .... no point letting it go to waste, is there ...
Rolling Along in our stolen APC
shazzPRME Posted Jun 1, 2001
*Joins in the mead drinking*
D'oh... we all just got clean again and now we're all covered in porrige! 
shazz
Rolling Along in our stolen APC
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 1, 2001
Hm, why is there a 
on the label of this bottle of mead?
Rolling Along in our stolen APC
shazzPRME Posted Jun 1, 2001
Arrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!
*Turns green and starts sprouting interesting body hair*
Help! I'm turning into a Kuma Bear!!!
shazz
Rolling Along in our stolen APC
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 1, 2001
You won't be needing your bikini this tummer then, will you?
Rolling Along in our stolen APC
shazzPRME Posted Jun 1, 2001
*Looks at body*
Apparently not! Rats!!! 
shazz
Rolling Along in our stolen APC
Gwennie Posted Jun 1, 2001
*Pulls out a mirror from her combats jacket pocket*
Just when one thinks nothing can be worse than old age!
I don't suppose anyone has some hair removing cream (or even a razor or two)?
Rolling Along in our stolen APC
mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Jun 2, 2001
*Hands Kes the meade.*
Here you go hon, answer to a prayer... 
Rolling Along in our stolen APC
Wowbagger Posted Jun 2, 2001
I have enough hair thank you.
Hmmm but I do like honeyed mead though...
I don't normally fo asides, nor do I normally spam, but I really need ALL BFGs to report to the discussion marked 'Representation...' seen on the left of this screen. Thank you
Rolling Along in our stolen APC
Gwennie Posted Jun 2, 2001
*Starts to scratch behind her ears*
I think someone has fleas!
*Continues to scratch at various itches*
Does anyone know when the last time was that Kuma was treated for fleas and ticks?
Key: Complain about this post
Rolling Along in our stolen APC
- 501: shazzPRME (May 30, 2001)
- 502: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (May 30, 2001)
- 503: shazzPRME (May 30, 2001)
- 504: Gwennie (May 30, 2001)
- 505: Kes (May 31, 2001)
- 506: Gwennie (May 31, 2001)
- 507: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (May 31, 2001)
- 508: Kes (May 31, 2001)
- 509: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (May 31, 2001)
- 510: Gwennie (Jun 1, 2001)
- 511: Kes (Jun 1, 2001)
- 512: shazzPRME (Jun 1, 2001)
- 513: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jun 1, 2001)
- 514: shazzPRME (Jun 1, 2001)
- 515: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jun 1, 2001)
- 516: shazzPRME (Jun 1, 2001)
- 517: Gwennie (Jun 1, 2001)
- 518: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Jun 2, 2001)
- 519: Wowbagger (Jun 2, 2001)
- 520: Gwennie (Jun 2, 2001)
More Conversations for Deimos (BFG HQ.)
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."