A Conversation for Deimos (BFG HQ.)
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Kes Posted Jun 2, 2001
*Throws the jar of mead out of the APC, and mutters something about ....*
Oh well, Hair today, gone tomorrow ....
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Jun 2, 2001
*Hair is growing down along her back and arms... her feet are getting shaggy too...*
I feel suddenly hobbit like....
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shazzPRME Posted Jun 2, 2001
Heeeeeeeeeeeeelpppppppppp!
I have a sudden urge to hibernate! 
shazz 
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Kes Posted Jun 2, 2001
*Mixes a jug full of 1 part alcohol, 1 part battery acid, another part alcohol, 2 drops fruit juice*
Here everyone - take a swig of this - it'll remove all unwanted hair!
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Kes Posted Jun 2, 2001
*Puts funnel in Shazz's mouth, and pours some drink in ....*
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shazzPRME Posted Jun 2, 2001
*cough, splutter, splutter , hack... wheeze*
Ughhh!
Are you sure this will work Kes?
*Examines body, but still appears rather hairy!*
shazz
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Kes Posted Jun 2, 2001
Well, the same mix took all the bristles off my toothbrush in seconds!
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shazzPRME Posted Jun 2, 2001
*there is a sudden wooshing noise as if all the trees in Deimos were shedding their leaves at once.*
Now THAT's what I call effective!
shazz
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Jun 2, 2001
*Stomps around in furry feet, enjoying the sensation... 
*
Hehehehe!
*Stomps on Gwennie's foot.*
Sorry!
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Wowbagger Posted Jun 2, 2001
Does anyone have an evil ring that can make you invisible if you put it on? I feel the sudden need to go on a long trip with one, to toss it into a firey mountain.
Either that or sit next to a hole blowing smoke rings with wizards.
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Gwennie Posted Jun 3, 2001
I don't know about wizards and rings, but I fancy platefuls of sandwiches followed by cake and then some ice-cream and then some ales and then some more sandwiches and then...
*Limps off to find the kitchen, favouring the now hairy foot that Mari stamped on, in search of a source of nourishment*
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Jun 3, 2001
Funnily enough, mari-rae (a 78 year old village witch who hangs out at Crossed Purposes Pub)has recently given that exact item to a fellow called Pheroneous. Maybe she has another.... you can find her at: http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F52920?thread=118677&post=1019743#p1019743 Don't slip in the body paint...
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Jun 3, 2001
It may have been a coin... same effect though. Cheap trinket.
*Still enjoying her furry hobbit feet, she begins dancing a stomping polka all over the place!*
Weeeee!
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Gwennie Posted Jun 3, 2001
*Stomps back into the room, obscured by a huge plateful of sandwiches*
Who's making all the furniture jump up and down and the plates rattle?
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shazzPRME Posted Jun 3, 2001
*Pleased to have shed all that fur, although puzzled by the appearance of a kitchen in the APC
We seem to be mutating into a very bizarre version of the mad hatter's tea party atm. Aren't you girls going to try Kes's cureall?! 
shazz
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Jun 4, 2001
Kes's cureall sounds like it tastes yucky...
and I like my big hobbitty feet..*STOMP stomp stomp STOMP stomp stomp*
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Gwennie Posted Jun 4, 2001
Oops! There goes my memory again (I thought we were still in the tree trunk!). You'll have to excuse - at my age it is difficult to remember more than one thing at a time! 
*Sits on the floor and starts to pluck the hair now sprouting between her toes with a pair of tweezers*
Ouch! Could someone pass me some of Kes's cure all potion please.
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Kes Posted Jun 4, 2001
*Passes Gwennie a mug of the potion, and watches in surprise as she pours it over her feet*
Well ... that may work, I suppose ... if it doesn't remove the hair in the next few minutes, try drinking the next one! 
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Wowbagger Posted Jun 4, 2001
*stops dancing and ponders*
What were we doing originally before we all turned into hobbits? I'm sure it was something important. My this tree (and yes it is a tree we're in ) makes you forgetful. Reminds me of the 'Enchanted Forest' by Enid Blighton. Are we in the Faraway Tree? If so, where's Moonface? Now I think I was pondering something... what was it again?
*starts dancing again*
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- 521: Kes (Jun 2, 2001)
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- 524: Kes (Jun 2, 2001)
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- 530: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Jun 2, 2001)
- 531: Wowbagger (Jun 2, 2001)
- 532: Gwennie (Jun 3, 2001)
- 533: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Jun 3, 2001)
- 534: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Jun 3, 2001)
- 535: Gwennie (Jun 3, 2001)
- 536: shazzPRME (Jun 3, 2001)
- 537: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Jun 4, 2001)
- 538: Gwennie (Jun 4, 2001)
- 539: Kes (Jun 4, 2001)
- 540: Wowbagger (Jun 4, 2001)
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