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*Shazz grabs Mari-rae and Gwennie and heads for the nearest Demosian with the biggest ears*

Would you like your lobes scratching, you hunk you?

shazz

KUMABEAR!!! YAY!!!

*Plants a big on Kuma's face, and then begins picking fur off her lips.*

*Ignores Deimosian who is studying her legs...*

*nudges Wowbagger*

Check out those green haired twins over there They look like some classy broads.

Oh well, so much for Kumabear..

Hi there! ( to big ears... )

Is it true what they say about large lobed men?

I wonder if they're natural.




The green hair, that is.

Oh, yes, they are natural allright...

...just like those green hairs on the pudding I forgot in the fridge a fortnite ago

Thanks for that Pierce

Right...well i don't know about you bt i've had just about enough of ceasefires...

CEASEFIRE OVER, WAR RE-DECLARED

*Grabs nearest weapon and shoots all the Demosians...well, all except the 2 green haired ones, as Wowbagger and Kuma are blocking his line of fire...*

*Raises an eyebrow in surprise, then grabs grenade launcher and sends out several rounds of smoke canisters, to give the team some cover while they (presumably) head back to the APC*

So you don't like green hair, Linus?

*shazz emerged from the smoke looking rather hostile*

Just WHO was it that interrupted us girls?

*Cocks weapon and attempts to look threatening*

shazz

*Raises handgun, points it in direction of Shazz, and fires. The bullet goes over S's shoulder, and drops a Deimosian who was taking aim.*

We can sort that out later. Right now, your gun will do more good if it's pointing the other way.

*on the way out to the apc...grabs keg and hauls it onto one shoulder and drapes the closest Green haired chick over the other*

Somebody grab me one of them there dead Deimosians...I seem to have my hands full atm....... I haven't eaten in a couple of hours.

*Grabs a couple of bodies in the remote scoop net, and decides to stick to meat pies himself. Looks outside to see who's still to get back*

Any more for the Skylark?

*Extracts herself from under a bloodied and probably deceased Demosian and looks around in a bemused fashion*

Wait for me!

*Slices off the Demosian's ears as a gift for Shazz and runs after Kes*

*Pauses for a few seconds to provide some covering fire*

OK Gwennie - in you go!

*Ducks under Kes's line of fire and climbs aboard*

Oooo ta!

*Stands with a growing puddle of goo*

Is there a plastic carrier bag or something that I could slip this 'ere ears into (They seem to be dripping blood and was everywhere!)?

*slips Gwennies ears into the rather largish bowl with the name "Kuma" on the side that already contains two dead deimosians*

You can stop licking the floor now, bear, diner is served!

So, Shazz, where do we go from here?

Yeah shazz... where?

Good point!

Do you still have that map on your person Pierce?

I'll just head due north until we formulate our next plan!

*Ducks to avoid ricocheting ammo*

It might be a good idea to shut the hatch!

shazz

*shuts the hatch and hands Shazz a map*

Now that we have a keg and the bear has enough to eat I suggest we go to this oasis in the deimosian desert. I could do with a little sun and some shady palms. The beduins there are renowned for their hospitality - and they dont' drink alcohol

...and I could do with a bath

An excellent idea Pierce

*Engages full throttle and heads for Oasis... oops, sorry, the oasis.


shazz