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Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) Posted Apr 2, 2001
~drops his headphones and hears the noise outside~
Oh dear...can I never leave the kids alone for a little while...
~grabs his ever present flamethrower, and walks outside, and sneaks up on a few guards. Toasts them~
Anyone for a BBQ, I thought I heard someone mention food earlier on 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 2, 2001
*rises nonchalant out of his seat, kisses all the girls goodbye, grabs his weapons and a bottle of 
and walks out to the APC*
Thanks for clearing the way, guys. Now, where are we going - and why? What's happened? Can I sit here, mari-rae? Do you want a swig of this bottle of ? Is the pope catholic? Am I asking too many questions?
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shazzPRME Posted Apr 2, 2001
Yes, you are... but then that's only my personal opinion!
Kheldar, I really don't fancy eating barbequed demosian... Pierce may be interested though 
OK... most of the problem appears to be over that small hummock to the left! 'Now' might be a good idea to steer in that direction, seeing as we are all safely assembled and tooled up to the eyeballs 
shazz 
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Apr 2, 2001
*walks in carrying a rather large box of supplies, which seem to be making a rather pleasant clinking sound...*
Ok, we should be ready to go now...someone turn the heater up, Shazz looks a bit cold
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Kes Posted Apr 2, 2001
Nice work, Linus. OK ... close the rear doors, and let's go. I didn't like the decor in this place anyway ...
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shazzPRME Posted Apr 3, 2001
A lot of very heavy armament by the sounds of it... but we won't know until we circumvent the hummock!
*Feels much warmer now...*
{Thanks Linus }
shazz
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 3, 2001
*Z-z-z-z-z-z*
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shazzPRME Posted Apr 3, 2001
This is absolutely NOT the time to sleep Pierce!
shazz
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Apr 4, 2001
he's probably a bit shagged out after his recent exertions
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 4, 2001
Yippee! Action!! Can I take the turret this time? Please, please, please? 
*Leaps over Pierce and scrambles up into the turret without waiting for anyone's permission. Mans (womans??) the gun.*
I see troops, just behind that hummock!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 4, 2001
*wakes up*
Did someone mention barbecue? 
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Kes Posted Apr 5, 2001
*Takes the radar console seat, and refreshes the displays*
OK everyone .. mari's right - lots of unfriendlies approaching ...
Pierce is right ... looks like they were having a barbecue 'til we interrupted them
*Flicks a couple of switches*
mari - radar display is up on your turret screen ... check it from time to time for air attacks.
Who's driving?
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shazzPRME Posted Apr 5, 2001
Good point!
I thought it was Linus... but he seems to be fiddling with those bottles!
*Takes controls and steers directly at the hummock*
*Ducks and flinches as the whole BFG group open fire with assorted weapons!*
Yeah! This is more like it! Good shot Mari-rae! I just saw a head fly about 100 meters after your last shot!
shazz
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Kes Posted Apr 5, 2001
Looks like a light tank 200 yards out at 9 o'clock. Someone take a shot at it ... now would be good!
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Apr 5, 2001
*Blasts tank to kingdom come!!!*
Got it!! Radar shows three incoming aircraft. out of the south!
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Kes Posted Apr 5, 2001
I'll take the one on the left - you take the others, mari!
*Pops hand-held launcher out of window, and fires ...*
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shazzPRME Posted Apr 5, 2001
*Executes a perfect 180 so that Mari-rae can get a clear shot at the aircraft*
What's Khedlar doing? We could use that flame-thrower right about now to take that line of defences down!
shazz
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 5, 2001
Yeah!
And what about that barbecue?
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- 181: Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) (Apr 2, 2001)
- 182: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Apr 2, 2001)
- 183: shazzPRME (Apr 2, 2001)
- 184: Wowbagger (Apr 2, 2001)
- 185: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Apr 2, 2001)
- 186: Kes (Apr 2, 2001)
- 187: Wowbagger (Apr 3, 2001)
- 188: shazzPRME (Apr 3, 2001)
- 189: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Apr 3, 2001)
- 190: shazzPRME (Apr 3, 2001)
- 191: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Apr 4, 2001)
- 192: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 4, 2001)
- 193: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Apr 4, 2001)
- 194: Kes (Apr 5, 2001)
- 195: shazzPRME (Apr 5, 2001)
- 196: Kes (Apr 5, 2001)
- 197: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Apr 5, 2001)
- 198: Kes (Apr 5, 2001)
- 199: shazzPRME (Apr 5, 2001)
- 200: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Apr 5, 2001)
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