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Maytime Sainting
Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted May 1, 2003
As long as the batteries are in the loader, the power steering is inactive, so he might have problems wielding it
with batteries
come and get them!
Maytime Sainting
Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS) Posted May 1, 2003
is there any thing any one would like me to do ready for tomorrow??
i think i may need a
before hand for my nerves lol
..Angel..
Maytime Sainting
Stephanie: who is for once in her life blissfully happy and content Posted May 1, 2003
Bounding around raucously, with a 
, says sorry just got back from making the gaurd team!!
Maytime Sainting
Clelba Posted May 2, 2003
*watches the world go by beneath our feet*
^. .^
= ' =
Guru
CommunityArtist
Maytime Sainting
Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted May 2, 2003
** disps the batteries in before insering them into the ceremonial sword **
Control lamp burning?...check
Sword glows after flipping red switch?...check
dropping a hair cuts it(the hair, not the sword) in two?...check.
the sword is ready for use.
** gets another after a job well done **
Maytime Sainting
Kes Posted May 2, 2003
Thank you Marjin ... may I have a practice go with the sword?
*Reaches out for the Sainting Sword, pauses ......
... decides to have a large PGGB first ...... purely medicinal .... just to steady the old nerves ....*
Maytime Sainting
Kes Posted May 2, 2003
There! That's better!
*Holds hands outstretched in front*
Not a shake in sight!
*Takes the sword, flips the ON switch, and waves it around, enjoying the swooshing sound it makes.*
No problem!
*Two of the ropes supporting the Maypole have mysteriously severed. The Maypole (with a couple of dozen attendant dancing cherubs) starts to sway ominously over the seating.*
Maytime Sainting
Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted May 2, 2003
** quickly uses a flagpole from the other side to stop the maypole.
Now it looks like two enormous swords hanging over the audience **
reminds me of something I saw some time ago that we were not allowed to mention.
Maytime Sainting
Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted May 2, 2003
*stand next to Kes.*
Hey, my sword's bigger!
Maytime Sainting
Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS) Posted May 2, 2003
walks in nervously,
and says hi
Maytime Sainting
Kes Posted May 2, 2003
Hi Hussassan! Take a seat for a minute, and we'll get the ceremony going ... with one of the ladies first, if that's OK ...
*Kes sets the Sainting Sword to Standby, rests it against the podium, and tests the sound system.*
TAP TAP TAP!
*The Sound Seraph tears his headphones off*
Hello Everyone, and welcome to the Maytime Sainting. Nice to see so many here!
Let's get started right away .... I would like to inaugurate MIDNIGHT ANGEL first. ...
Archangel Marjin! Can you escort MA to the podium, please?
Maytime Sainting
Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted May 2, 2003
Watch it Husassan, with swords it is just like telephones, size is not all
This is a 
and very powerfull 
sword, like is to 
Maytime Sainting
Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted May 2, 2003
** looks around where to find Midnight Angel **
Ah, there you are.
** walks to Midnight Angel, who stands in her fine summer dress, glad it did not rain **
Will you please come with me, you have tonight the honour to go first.
And don't be afraid of the sword, it never hurt someone badly, and we have a large red-cross box
** together they walk up to Arch Kes, where Marjin steps back **
Kes, she's all yours.
Maytime Sainting
Kes Posted May 2, 2003
*While waiting for the first candidate, Kes adjusts the contents of a small straw basket that is tucked under the podium ... *
Maytime Sainting
Kes Posted May 2, 2003
*Kes looks up*
Greetings, Midnight Angel! It's a pleasure to welcome you to the band of angels ..... You would like to be the Patron Saint of Helpfulness? If you'd just kneel here for a moment ....
Maytime Sainting
Kes Posted May 2, 2003
That's alright ... you're here now.
*Kes raises the Sword (very carefully). The cherubs abandon the Maypole and duck for cover. Kes places the flat of the sword on MA's shoulder, then removes it (the sword!!!) before any accident can happen*
There! You are now the Patron Saint of Helpfulness!
*White feathery wings grow from between MA's shoulders, and above her head a golden, glittering shiny halo appears.*
Here! Something to help you with your patronage!
*Kes picks up the straw basket and gives it to MA. It contains helpful hints, soothing lotions, sticking plasters, road maps and sweets (for lost children)*
Marjin will escort you to your seat. See you at the party
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- 41: Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking (May 1, 2003)
- 42: Hati (May 1, 2003)
- 43: Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS) (May 1, 2003)
- 44: Stephanie: who is for once in her life blissfully happy and content (May 1, 2003)
- 45: Clelba (May 2, 2003)
- 46: Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking (May 2, 2003)
- 47: Kes (May 2, 2003)
- 48: Kes (May 2, 2003)
- 49: Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking (May 2, 2003)
- 50: Apollyon - Grammar Fascist (May 2, 2003)
- 51: Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS) (May 2, 2003)
- 52: Kes (May 2, 2003)
- 53: Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking (May 2, 2003)
- 54: Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking (May 2, 2003)
- 55: Kes (May 2, 2003)
- 56: Kes (May 2, 2003)
- 57: Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS) (May 2, 2003)
- 58: Midnight Angel (ACE / G~A / GODDESS) (May 2, 2003)
- 59: Kes (May 2, 2003)
- 60: Kes (May 2, 2003)
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