h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'll have a glass of wine, please. And a packet of the sage & canteloupe crisps.

Yes,it's on me this round,no problem ! Order away !

*mournfully" Do you see how they've taken away our grand collection of led's? Dreadful.

Mine's another G&T please...

Lil, I've noticed the same thing on other conversation pages as well - the other threads are not visible when you're looking at the postings of a specific thread, but if you check the main entry page A464140 or the forum page <./>F57147</.> you'll see that the threads are still there. Don't know why or what it's good for... *shrugs*

Another round?

*head swivels*
Enough to make a chap dizzy ... and thirsty.
Thanks, Pinky ... don't mind if I do. Another should do the trick!

No problem Kes,I'm willing to pay there's just never anyone around here to serve ! *Pinky waits patiently on her bar stool,tapping a coin on the counter *

*The RIB turns from repairing a slow puncture in his left thigh and, in a slightly floppy manner, takes the order and begins to pour.*

I had noticed that our RIB seems a bit flaccid.

Perhaps Munchers misinterpreted the news about "a low rate of inflation"?

Mmmmmmmmmm,quiet in here,good,I can do a quick clean while there's no one around......

*The RIB finally deflates completely becoming naught but a pool of rubber on the bar. The bar is now wide open and the till sadly devoid of any guard.*

I'll guard it,once I've got the place looking a bit cleaner of course ! No problem !

*The scent of an unmonitored till has reached the third barstool*

No, no, don't you worry about the bar, Pinky. You carry on cleaning - I'll look after things ...

*runs around the counter*

... back here. Let's start with a round! My shout!
for you, Pinky? I'll have a or .

*Puts a 3 Zloty note into the till, and removes what he deems to be a reasonable amount of change.*

*slowly awakes for the coma induced by the alcohol vapour emminating from the slops trays* Huh? Whaaa?

Who put this deflated RIB over me? couldn't you find a blanket or something? I'll have a while you are at it Kes. ta

Heyla Pinky - did oyu get the patio done then?

Zantic

"The sound of a hacking cough, strangely reminiscent of a bar staff member you may vaguely remember, floats in through the window from the direction of the bus stop*

QUICK! Grab the till and run! *trips over the snug Decides on an easier life than running form the Munchaffia, returns till and pours a few drinks*

Zantic

Thanks. Mine's a ... and possibly a large single-malt before the forces of order return.

And I'll have a vodka and fresh orange juice,plenty of ice,thankyou Kes.Now should I drink it,or just look at it for a very long time I wonder ? This is the first drink you've ever NEARLY bought me Kes.Cheers ! Now,where's the brush for that patio ?

Ah. Shouldn't go opening the patio doors if I were you ... almost October ... prevailing Easterlies ... downdraught from the Snug fireplace, and all that. It'll keep until Spring.

*There is a crunching of hob nailed flip flops upon the drive.*