A Conversation for The BOF Inn (Under Construction)
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Pinky Posted Apr 25, 2005
Opppsy ! Sorry Kes ! I've used it to wash the bar down with ! Nevermind ,think of the headache and hangover I've saved you.You'll appreciate my actions in the morning ,believe me !
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Kes Posted Apr 25, 2005
*Mournfully composes appropriate headline:
"Drastic actions deter-gent from drinking".*
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Pinky Posted Apr 26, 2005
Oh don't be upset Kes,someone will buy a round in soon.I bought the last one.Lil is cooking ,beautifully,if I do say so myself,under the circumstances.I think it is your turn actually Kes.I could be wrong of course ....
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Kes Posted Apr 26, 2005
*Looks around the Snug, hoping for a sight of another potentially round-purchasing person. There is none.*
Er, Yeees. I do believe you may be correct. I was about to buy a round when you so kindly stepped in. Now ... where did I put my money?
*Pats jacket pockets.*
Of course - I looked in there earlier, so it must be in my waiscoat pocket.
*Rummages in waistcoat pockets. *
Aha!
*Extracts crumpled piece of paper. Inspects it.*
Oh, no - that's a shopping list I forgot about a couple of years ago.
*Searches again, this time extracting a small, extremely crumpled ball of what might once have been paper.*
There!
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Pinky Posted Apr 29, 2005
DO NOT SPEND IT KES ! If you hang onto it for another 20 yrs,it could be worth £1.I've got some money,I'll buy a round seen how there's only 3 of us here anyway ! No problem !
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Pinky Posted May 2, 2005
Mmmmmmmmm you could have a valid point there Lil,the numbers do seem to grow quickly,when it's my round.I've noticed this !
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Kes Posted May 5, 2005
Just a 
for me, thanks, Pinky. I'm sure i have some money in another pocket ... I'll take a look as soon as I've finished my drink. 
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Pinky Posted May 8, 2005
Have as many ales as you like Kes,it's only me and you now hahahahahaha We can have a party ! hahahahaha
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Munchkin Posted May 9, 2005
*A postcard floats through the front door. On one side is a pretty little picture of a small Ayrshire village, replete with Buckie swilling neds and evil eye giving little old ladies. On the other is a short missive as follows.*
I hope you are all surviving admirably during my sudden enforced absence and that the Rubber Inflatable Barman has kicked in as planned. If not please give the Edward VIII Coronation Ashtray a dunt and that should get him going. I hope to return soon and, in the meantime, please do lend some thought to clearing the patio in time for the "summer".
I hope someone is keeping the fire going,
Munchkin.
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted May 9, 2005
*picks up the card and annoyingly reads it aloud to the room*
*looks around* Pinky, what have you done with the Edward VII ashtray? You've cleaned at least twice that I've noticed, and no-one else would move it from the bar on account of it being made from real Birmingham cast-iron.
THE SNUG
Kes Posted May 12, 2005
*Thinks about cleaning the patio. Shudders. Thinks about the ashtray.*
Wasn't he the one that invented the production line?
No ... that was Edward the Conveyor.
THE SNUG
Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted May 12, 2005
*innocently* But Kes, remember what a fine job you did last year, with the hedgehogs and all?
THE SNUG
Kes Posted May 12, 2005
Erm, yes, well ... slightly prickly subject ... and I'm not altogether certain that I collected both the pints that were the agreed payment ...
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted May 12, 2005
You didn't drink all the water you were owed, either. Can I get you some now?
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- 6381: Pinky (Apr 25, 2005)
- 6382: Kes (Apr 25, 2005)
- 6383: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Apr 25, 2005)
- 6384: Pinky (Apr 26, 2005)
- 6385: Kes (Apr 26, 2005)
- 6386: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Apr 26, 2005)
- 6387: Kes (Apr 27, 2005)
- 6388: Pinky (Apr 29, 2005)
- 6389: Coniraya (Apr 29, 2005)
- 6390: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Apr 29, 2005)
- 6391: Pinky (May 2, 2005)
- 6392: Kes (May 5, 2005)
- 6393: Pinky (May 8, 2005)
- 6394: Munchkin (May 9, 2005)
- 6395: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (May 9, 2005)
- 6396: Kes (May 12, 2005)
- 6397: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (May 12, 2005)
- 6398: Kes (May 12, 2005)
- 6399: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (May 12, 2005)
- 6400: Kes (May 16, 2005)
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