h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Paying the market rate for drinks would be a boost to my finances certainly. I could then look to upgrade to Co-Op own brand Gin.

*Looks at the high-level , and the adverse effect it is having on the black-out curtains.*
*Looks at on bar.*
*Looks momentarily inspired.*
I don't think that's a good location for it. If I can get the back into its basket, will someone buy me a drink?

For heavens sake,here*Pinky gives Kes 50p* I'll buy you a drink.The Snughound has actually moved .Amazing ! (Sorry Lil,just one)

*Pinky sits quietly in a corner ,repairing the blackout curtains.Hope I won't cause another revolt,sewing without asking a single person first.*

We aren't going to call your cat Snuggles, are we Caerwynn? Should we have a discussion on names? I for one, do not think Snuggles is an appropriate name.

*Keeps a wary eye on the who is bristling and making low noises at them. Buys Caer a .*

Pinky, I don't know if you are altogether safe sitting under the like that while you're sewing.

Pinky, you've got it the wrong way round. You didn't cause a revolt; rather, we quashed your rebellion, when you wanted to change the character of the BOF Inn. But I think the cat makes a nice addition to the pelmet. It hides the water damage.

Mine's a

Lil ,revolt or not,I agree with you about the cat,a lovely addition.Supposed to keep people from getting stressed too,if we can ever get close enough to stroke it of course.*Pinky moves from under the cat,slowly*

Oh alright then, I suppose the cat can stay up there. It looks quite Cheshire-ish, albeit that the grin is a bit on the side.

Thanks for the drink, Pinky ...
*Calls to Munchkin*
Landlord - 50p's worth of your best biter, please - that should be about four pints HAR HAR HAR.

The cat'll be fine here ... soon settle in ... they just need a firm hand and a modicum of kindness.

Here, Snuggle-wuggles ... come and have a tum-tickle.



















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*Circle, circle, twitchtail, pawwave, glare, settle.*






Quite a lively thing. No, don't worry ... a mere flesh wound.

Oh dear,poor Kes. I did say she was a of Character. Just ignore her for a bit, she'll soon settle down then.

Ooh ta mari-rae.

Pinky, you are looking especially pinkish today. Is it because it's Valentine's Day?

*Tries to ignore the *

*Casually saunters towards the , while attempting to conceal a snooker cue ... with a view to retrieving his wristwatch from between the 's front paws.*

Right, my turn to buy the round methinks. *waves reall folding money under Munchkins nose just to see the reaction*

Who wants what? I'll have a

*ignores but gets snooker cue off Kes to beat off the barkeep*

Zantic

A round? With cash? Mine's a . Just let me know when you're finished with the cue.

please.

Oh for heaven's sake.

*coos to the cat, who jumps down, settles in her lap and purrs*

Here's your watch.

*places a saucer of milk next to Hyp's chair and holds hand out to familiarise with her scent*

Most 's seem to prefer folks who act casual around them...

Zantic

*looks in amazement at the Snug and Hypatia*

I need a

*Finally recovers from the waving of cash*
Umm, oh right, ummm ...

Most satisfactory. Thanks.
Seems quite calm now ... the cat, that is. Can't think what upset it.

*Moves to retrieve watch*

Thank you. What a lovely cat you have. Hello Snuggles, old pal.

(eyesfollow, whiskersflex, nostrilsdilate, twitchtail)

*Retreats to bar.*