h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That's probably where the washing-up brush is too ... Don't ask.

The washing up brush is back in last July? Has it developed some form of time travle capability?
If you will excuse me I have to count these . At least they have the Queens head on rather than these that keep turning up. Oh, and here,

Thank you, Munchkin.

*Sips her *

Pinky, I think there is some Liquid under the sink too.

But it's rather old, and you'll have to scrape it out of the bottle.

*Pinky goes immediately to the toilet to find the washing up brush,finds it down behind a cupboard,also see's what appears to be an old coat lying there,that coat moved,I'm sure it did,it made a funny noise too...Pinky runs back behind the bar,scrapes the washing up liquid from it's mouldy,perished container,tries to turn on the tap* Excuse me,anyone,do we have running water in here ? *She decides to say nothing of the 'LIVING ' coat in the toilet*

*sips her and awaits further developments on the cleaning front*

How odd Caer that's exactly my approach to cleaning my flat, it hasn't worked so well since I lived on my own.

I never have seen the point of cleaning my self, the grime only builds up as soon as you stop.
*Thinks about what he has said for a minute*
I, myself, have never sen the point of cleaning a room. The grime only builds up as soon as you stop. ... Yes, that sounds better.

Agreed. The act of dusting once-polished surfaces is pure recycling.

Munchers, I've never really seen the point of you cleaning yourself either, really.

If we had a SnugMog ... it would ... but the SnugHound doesn't.

I like the idea of a moggie for the Snug. Do you think the Snughound would mind?

*Ignores sounds of rattling pipes and banging taps as water tries to answer Pinky's call to arms.*

the problem with cats are the fact they eat mice and they have hairy armpits. but I think a nice ginger one would do just fine. one that likes marmalade. We could call it Chester. Or not.

Perhaps we should ask Mog to visit?

Where's Greebo these days?

Speaking of Greebs, there's an old donut lying around here someplace for her. I hope Pinky hasn't tidied it into the trash. Or fed it to the Snughound.

Don't see the problem with them eating .. but when they start in on the s!!

Although, in the old days, Greebo would share occasionally. I remember once she gave me one with chocolate AND sprinkles... you can't say fairer than that!

My cat eats sweetcorn kernels.

Another please, mine host

I'm afraid the Snughound is not a fan of cats. The look of sheer apathetic outrage he can produce when in the vicinity of a cat is enough to drive a man to Auchterarder.

I know someone who would have objections to either of Munchers statements about cleaning.

A Snug - sounds just the thing to me. A warm furry body to keep your lap warm when someone (pointed look at Pinky) has taken your travel-blanket away for washing.

Zantic