A Conversation for The BOF Inn (Under Construction)

THE SNUG

Post 4581

Wumbeevil

The Blues Barsmiley - doh

I waited for 4 hours in the Vermillion Café

...then the smiley - chef spotted what I was doing to his Snail Surprise. Ain't nothing like substituting a few live ones to wipe the smile off a customer's face. I won't go into the remote-controlled Bobbit Splitsmiley - hotdog

Ahh, 4:43am and we seem to have reached optimum caffeine/nicotine levels smiley - bigeyes


THE SNUG

Post 4582

Munchkin

But surely that is the Surprise?


THE SNUG

Post 4583

Toccata



smiley - ale Anybody?


THE SNUG

Post 4584

Zantic - Who is this woman??



Hmmm...yes please! smiley - ale


THE SNUG

Post 4585

Munchkin

smiley - alesmiley - alesmiley - alesmiley - ale


THE SNUG

Post 4586

the late Scorpion deRooftrouser

*following a five day wait for service, thinks about complaining, remembers he's British, just tuts*


THE SNUG

Post 4587

Munchkin

*Looks up at the sound of tutting, shocked* In a minute sir. We don't all lead hectic, go get them, modern lives you know.


THE SNUG

Post 4588

Toccata

Oooo are you getting a round in SdR?


THE SNUG

Post 4589

the late Scorpion deRooftrouser

But of course*


*providing nobody else turns up


THE SNUG

Post 4590

Munchkin

smiley - alesmiley - ale


THE SNUG

Post 4591

Zantic - Who is this woman??

Dashitall...I think I've just missed a free drink!...And after I sheeled out £25 for this fine convention you folks have been nattering on about too..

smiley - ale Please my good man..


THE SNUG

Post 4592

Munchkin

smiley - ale
Oh yes, I vaguely remember that.


THE SNUG

Post 4593

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence


But was the food at the meet as good as the grilled cheese sandwiches you get here?

*aside to Munchkin* We're running low on cooking fat. Have you changed the oil in that shiny new car yet?


THE SNUG

Post 4594

Madam Kat, Goddess of things left writhing on the doorstep or half-digested under the bed.

Can't possibly have been.

Mmm. I just love hot cheese Lil. smiley - grovel


THE SNUG

Post 4595

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence

Flattery! Love it, love it.

*gets out the frying pan*


THE SNUG

Post 4596

the late Scorpion deRooftrouser

And into the fire, presumably.


THE SNUG

Post 4597

Madam Kat, Goddess of things left writhing on the doorstep or half-digested under the bed.

I'd be careful if I were you SdR. She weilds a mean utensil.

(Come to think of it - I'd be gutted smiley - wah if I were you) smiley - run


THE SNUG

Post 4598

Madam Kat, Goddess of things left writhing on the doorstep or half-digested under the bed.

smiley - blush I before E ...


THE SNUG

Post 4599

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

*Comes in and pulls a chair next to the fire. Wraps her cardigan around her shoulders and shivers.*

May I have a smiley - tea please?

*Drowses off... catches herself and wakes up a bit*

I might drift off. If I do, just let me be. I'll wake up in 2 months or so. In the meantime, smiley - cheers everyone!


THE SNUG

Post 4600

Munchkin

The car could do with an oil change, yes. As to the merits of the meet food, I have no clue, as I never got far enough away from the bar to try it. I could fair go one of your sandwiches now though, while things are nicely quiet and civilised.


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