h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Is this state of yours part of your great and abundant country, my king?


Geggs

Yep, I guess so

If we are going to seperate the country into state, then we really should name them.

Or just naming the country would be a start...


Geggs

hmm, thought it was the kingdom of 2legs? my head isn't working very well today its like waiding through treacle

I understand, my king, I truly do.

And The Kingdom of 2legs is indeed a worth title for your kingdom.

I would suspect, therefore, possibly naming the aforementioned state, The State of 2legs, though I fear that some homour may be made from such a name.


Geggs

My apollylogies my liege, but as I understand it you are the king of h2g2!!! So, this entire place is your kingdom.


"Remember, thou art mortal... Rememeber, thou art mortal... Remember, thou art mortal......"

Quite so. The honorable Senses Taker has remembered where I have quite plainly forgotten the basic tenets of your realm. hg2 it is.

I wonder whether we should have a look at the State of 2legs.


Geggs

Constantly...

Would make interesting tv

The current state of 2legs.

Throat still sore, but better.
head still 'groggy' but better.
stomach, just recieved nutrition from two eggs and a slice of baguette. mental state... mental.... nipples.... still a bit sore

*wonders round aimlessly

*hears the footsteps and gets up from under the table where she'd been *

Ooh, good morning, O King 2legs.

Fancy a ?

Is that a new smiley?

Or has it been around but rarely used because 'capuccino' is hard to spell?

tis been about years and years and years hardly ever used though.... and I prefer personally... very strong very dark and very much no sugar or milk or anything in it cept lots and lots o coffee

I like

Ooh,

Hey, what about a smiley? Some of us like to drink that, too! The Aztecs classed it as an aphrodisiac, you know!

But as I'm at work, I'll make do with .

My king, it's been so quiet around here recently that a loyal servant of yourself may begin to imagine the possibility that you might be considering abdication.

Clearly such a thing could never be the case, but your silence does worry so.


Geggs

Sorry, one was a bit tied up... in the royal bondage room bring in the dancing bears and badgers and platters of food and jugs of wine and jusgs of beer, and jugged hares and jugs, and juganaughts, and no, hang on, forge the juganaughts, but bring on the badgers an dbeer and food and dwarves with crystal glass bowls on their heads with charley in it!

*After a procession of badgers lasting over two months the food finally arrives*