h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Big long tables in a large high ceiling room deep within the castle Badger-table service, natch lettuce feast

I think we should create a foodstuff in honour of our king. And something better than the hideousness that is Coronation Chicken.


Geggs

Here here! *throws a corination chicken at one of the badgers

So then, good king, is there anything that you would like to state as the basis for our culinary creation?

Beef? Lamb? Pineapple, perhaps?


Geggs

Beef and pineapple! or Swamp creature and coconut!

Alright then, I suggest that we cook the beef a little, but not so much that it's actually, y'know, cooked or anything. Then we take a syringe full of tomato sauce, insert it into the beef, and empty it. We empty a syringe of orange juice into a ring of pineapple in the same way. We then put them one on top of the other, coat them in batter, and throw them, together, into a deep fat fryer. Pull them back out a little while later, and we're done!

Beef 2legs. Bon appetite.


Geggs

sounds fantastic! and therws nothign I like more than raw beef blue? blue? what are those lunatics talking about, its blood red maaan or nothign!

twenty past twelve, time for breakfast!

Tooo right! Sausages, egg, bacon, fried potato wedges, beef, black pudding, toast, crumpets, jam, honey, porrage, and the royal speciality beef!

and some

Yeh lots of coffee and I might stand a chance of being awake enough to do some work

A King? Doing w*rk?!!?!?!?!?

Well its a dirty job but someones gota do it

How 'bout "Coronation Street" Chicken?


(I'm not even sure what that means )

Hmm.... It'd probably be deep fried.... and come in a 'hot pot'

Marry, twill be a cold pot if'n the chicken be uncooked.

For sooth and by odds bodkins there needs be .... ANCHOVIES!


(although I don't know why).

Anchovy! I hear someone calling Anchovy! call the royal bondage keeper!

Prithee, the king fishes to see the bondage keeper!