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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Started conversation Aug 3, 2005
*door creaks open*
Blimey. Look at all this beer! Better start tasting, just to be on the safe side... 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 3, 2005
I hope theres plenty of wine lurking down here too... and plenty of wisky.... vodka... brandy.... stout..... an eerythign 
Don't taste too much or you'l run out... if you run out I'll have to exacute you I think... no honest I will... says so in my contract as King 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 3, 2005
Wine? Whisky? Vodka? In a beer cellar? 
Oh, hang on, there's another door... *blows dust off the sign on other door* Ah, the wine, whisky, vodka and miscellaneous spirits cellar is through here. 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 3, 2005
Excellent, woulnd't want to run out would we? 
*grabs a bottle of Hobgoblin 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 3, 2005
Hang on a minute, if I'm the keeper of the beer, how come you're taking it away from me?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 3, 2005
I see... In that case, I'm keeping this one:
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 3, 2005
And I'm the bluddy king don't you know? I am the bluddy king after all and its my beer! all mine all mine! its all mine! all of it cause i@m the bluddy queen of Sheba I mean I'm the bluddy king afterall! 
*slumps in the corner.... well.... no poin making you keep carry it up to the banquet hall, I'll just sit here... so waht real ale we got on tap? 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 8, 2005
Hmmm, let's see.... everything. You are the king, after all, wouldn't want to upset you by not catering to your every whim. 
Actually, I'll just perform a quick quality control check on the Badger beer...
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 8, 2005
*sticks head under tap on teh Summer lightening pump
*glug*
*glug*
*glug* thats better.... was getting a tadge thirsty
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 3, 2005
Oh, I do beg your pardon. 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 4, 2005
Beer! lots of it!
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Jabberwock Posted Feb 2, 2011
Entrance: I shall now enter this thread at its point of crisis.
Someone send for a Licensed Victualler so he can be married to his beer! Waste not a second's drinking time!
[I have also heard that he wants THE OPERATION quickly, so he can drink 24hours a day - Freddy Flintoff swears by it, although you still have to use drinking tubes when you're asleep]
Exit: I shall now retire from the thread and apply for a pension.
Jabs
(Nuffink personnal entended or extended Ivor)
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Feb 3, 2011
Beer?! Beer?! where? where is it? 
*hutns round the room 
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- 1: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 3, 2005)
- 2: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Aug 3, 2005)
- 3: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 3, 2005)
- 4: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Aug 3, 2005)
- 5: Baron Grim (Aug 3, 2005)
- 6: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 3, 2005)
- 7: Baron Grim (Aug 3, 2005)
- 8: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 3, 2005)
- 9: Baron Grim (Aug 3, 2005)
- 10: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Aug 3, 2005)
- 11: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 8, 2005)
- 12: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Aug 8, 2005)
- 13: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 8, 2005)
- 14: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 3, 2005)
- 15: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Sep 4, 2005)
- 16: Jabberwock (Feb 2, 2011)
- 17: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Feb 3, 2011)
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